Clootch
When a women's clitoris is so large that it looks like a mini hotdog it can no longer be a regular cootch.
Clootch by NixNaxPattyWax July 13, 2010
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Clootch
When one is thought to become an old person with a crazy amount of cats. Someone that will become a lonely person. Usually used to insult. but it is also used in alot of other scenarios, such as the word "Douche-bag" or "Fag".
Clootch by Creative Thinker January 10, 2014
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cootchcanceller
A cootchcanceller is a girl that is performing a cockblock between one of her female friends and a dude that was about to get lucky with her. Sometimes, sex is imminent. The girl`s into you. You`ve executed the perfect pick-up and all systems are a go. Everything`s looking good, and you`re about to leave with her, when for some reason, (jealousy, perhaps), the girl`s best friend appears out of nowhere and stops her from leaving with you. She somehow convinces her that you`re a creep and that it`s better to go home, have a girl`s night and watch re-runs of Dawson`s Creek instead of leaving with you and getting laid. For the dude that was about to get the action, the girl that jumped in and ruined it all was a real cootchcanceller.
John and Sally were just about to leave the party to go have a little sex session. They wanted to try an Ian Phelgming followed by a lobeload. Suddenly, Jane jumped in and had a hissy fit. She insisted that Sally stay at the party to talk about their feelings.
John went home alone to jerk off.
That Jane is a real cootchcanceller.
John went home alone to jerk off.
That Jane is a real cootchcanceller.
cootchcanceller by Marc, O.C. & Evan Z. January 3, 2010
cootchie sauce
The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!
Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
cootchie sauce by Misty Dawn June 30, 2008
iron clooch
iron clooch by The big chungle March 7, 2019
Cootch Pad
The Cootch Pad can be found in many different places. It is most commonly found on your female mausesse. This rugid, firm pad can be worn by the mausesse to cover the female genitales from wondering fingers, or any type of foreign invasion. Many women wear the Cootch Pad on a first date to proctect the cootch sauce from being smelt right away. They are reusable after proper sanitizing.
1) Hey Tommy, was your mausesse wearing a Cootch Pad? Mine sure as hell was!
2) Jess, Don't you leave this house tonight without yourCootch Pad on. That Donnie has wondering hands. Protect the Cootch sauce.
3) While doing her weekly grocery shopping Christine was Groped by the meat manager in isle #6, thank goodness she was wearing her Cootch Pad. Which by the way can be purchaed in isle #2. Small, Med, Fupa size available.
2) Jess, Don't you leave this house tonight without yourCootch Pad on. That Donnie has wondering hands. Protect the Cootch sauce.
3) While doing her weekly grocery shopping Christine was Groped by the meat manager in isle #6, thank goodness she was wearing her Cootch Pad. Which by the way can be purchaed in isle #2. Small, Med, Fupa size available.
Cootch Pad by Big "B" April 12, 2014
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