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When you ejaculate and release urine at the same time.
Yooo... I just cloompyed in the washroom!
Cloompy by ItsDaniilboiii May 13, 2019
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Chloompy 

Chloompy:

A useful term that indicates when something is nauseous in an unsatisfying, gross way. It’s pronounced CH-loooo-mpi like you’re trying to grab something with your mouth. Has a variety of appropriate usages.

Examples: Lumpy Challah with raisins. Macbeth test. Curry leaves. Cold, wet towel.
“I have sand stuck between my toes, it’s so chloompy.”
“That week-old cholent sitting in the fridge is chloompy. I think we should throw it out.”

“Having a full-day schedule on google classroom is so chloompy!”
Chloompy by Wacky Challah December 31, 2020
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A term used to label alpha males who are also prominent members of American gangs/ and or Italian mafias.
Look at his stature, he’s gotta be a Big Cloomp!
Cloomp by Yung poopy June 8, 2021

Juddy Cloompers 

A horse with massive fuck off hoofs
'look at that juddy farm'
'fuck they have some big cloompers'
'JUDDY CLOOMPERS!'
Juddy Cloompers by Juddy22 September 6, 2021
1. Adj. The sound that a 30-pound cat makes as he walks down the stairs
2. Adj. Describing something comfortable and significant that makes you feel perfect
"That sweater you're wearing is really clompy, Tom"
"Have you ever seen something with so much clomp?"
Clompy by Elkabe August 28, 2013
Fatass cankle twat nugget bitch. Another word for "loose flaps"
Damn dat gurl is lookin cloopy in dem boyshorts!

Dat bitch is cloopin all ova da world.
Cloopy by Talisha Fonz December 13, 2009

Cloomper 

Cloompers is a massive horse hoof
'woah look at that horse'
'yeah those are some massive cloompers'
Cloomper by Juddy22 September 6, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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