Clompy

1. Adj. The sound that a 30-pound cat makes as he walks down the stairs
2. Adj. Describing something comfortable and significant that makes you feel perfect

"That sweater you're wearing is really clompy, Tom"
"Have you ever seen something with so much clomp?"

by Elkabe August 28, 2013

Clompy

The word you look for, but can never seem to find, in describing the combat animations of Warhammer Online. It is also how a fat chick would walk to a fridge for a midnight snack, only if she thought nobody could see.

"Those animations are friggin' clompy."

"The elephantine girl clomped her way across the kitchen tile to the cheese wheel."

by Comradeboris August 25, 2008

Clomper

The name of a fictitious community website that hosts videos. Mentioned in Marc Maron's 2017 stand-up show "Marc Maron: Too Real. Clomper.com hosts 40 episodes of "Turd Journey", "Savage Dicks" and a "Turd Journey" - "Savage Dicks" crossover. There is also Clomper Docs that has documentaries like "One out of nine" about a guy's cat dying. "It's not what it sounds like, it's about more than that."

Have you seen that new show on clomper.com?

by DamnMonkeys April 19, 2018

Compy

"Compy" made by @Yourragegaming on twitch, is an adjective meaning "Cool/Hard/Nice".

"Is that compy?"

by BigJiggy March 1, 2023

clomposure

A pitiful clumsy attempt at being composed and achieving closure after being dumped.

Alesha Dixon's song Breathe Slow should use the word CLOMPOSURE rather than closure to show the full extent of her needy desperation:
"Cos, ladies, take it in
And get cLomposure
Before I lose it
Get cLomposure"

by princessetamtam January 19, 2009

Clomp

The act of stomping very loudly on the floor when walking which causes a major and loud disturbance to people who may live beneath you in an apartment building

Jenny was being extremely annoying and clomping around all night!

by LukeArm November 25, 2011

Bone Chompy

When a girl bites your dick while giving you head

Karen I’ll rip your teeth out if you don’t stop being a Bone Chompy

by Jah42069 November 18, 2019