Clonnie

Giant Genius this was defined by the frederick md Clonnie

Clonnie Johnson

by johnsonclonnie4 February 4, 2010

Clonnie

The Clonnie is a race of giant genius. They are very misunderstood creatures that are sweet, gentle and kind. They are empathetic and caring. Despite their imposing figure and voice, they are intent listeners and thus fantastic lovers. But do not mistake their sweet nature for a lack of strength and power and passion. They will speak their truth and hold their ground regardless. The Clonnie is focused and goal oriented. This along with their compassion and care makes them a great match for the Vintageho.

Unfortunately, the Clonnie is incredibly rare. There is only one known specimen left in North America according to the Clonnie & Vintageho Foundation of South Central PA

Whoa! Is that a Clonnie?!

Omg! It’s a Clonnie!

There’s another Clonnie, just waiting for his Vintageho to come along.

by Capriciousho December 14, 2024

connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!

"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.

by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014

on connie

the gay truth

person 1: that’s so gay that
person 2: on connie bro

by ightbetbro- October 21, 2020

Libbies and Connies

Short for Liberals and Conservatives. A Libby is a derogatory term for someone who preaches non stop about social issues without having a clue what they are talking about. A Connie, on the other hand, is an insulting term for someone whose head is still up BushSr./Reagan/Nixon/W's buttcrack.

Gary: It's not right that we are able to eat this food when there are still poor children starving in Third World countries!
Lisa: Oh spare me, you fucking Libby

Janine: Dear God, you have George W. Bush's picture framed above your bed?! I never knew you were such a Connie!

Random Hippy: Can't the Libbies and Connies all just get along?

by Drewnine March 15, 2009

Connie Dukes

Daisy Dukes worn by over weight, white, single moms to the Walmart.

Steve: "Did you see those Connie Dukes."
Tricia: "Yes, i think I'm going to be sick!"

by shart44077 December 12, 2012

Connie

A kind, sweet, beautiful girl who is also surprisingly outgoing yet lacks self esteem. She loves to hang out and has a personality to die for. Meeting a Connie results in love at first sight for most people, and Connie's are usually asked out on a regular basis. Many other girls are generally jealous of a Connie. Connie's also have great bodies and are usually super hot. Most guys are jealous of the boyfriend of a Connie. Most of the time guys that Connie's dates turn out to be regrettable. Usually, it is said that a Connie will tell her best friends that she would have rather dated the guys she rejected than the ones she actually dated. Connie's are very thoughtful people and if you have one, never let go because you've got a treasure unlike any other!!

Guy 1 -Damn! Did you see that chick? Shes so hot!
Guy 2 -Yea! dude shes all mine.
Guy 1 -You're nuts she'd never date you!
Guy 2 -WTF man I thought we were on a team here!

Guy- Connie, I love you.
Connie- I love you too (realizes later that that guy was totally bullsh*ting her.)

by randomguy156 June 28, 2009