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climbed a tree 

Describes a sophisticated series of foxy dance moves, too wild and peccable for the common hipster and most Italian dance floors. Even a disco fox runs the risk to get kicked out of a club.
Sebastian: "I Was thrown out of a techno club because I climbed a tree."
Originally meaning fixing the hair.

Today can be heard for the reference of getting ones ass kicked, or even killed in a video game. Like the new urban word raped
Don't go out there. You will get your ass combed....
Nigga need a ass combed!
Combed by NidgeDFX June 6, 2009

Beard Combed 

The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.
ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"
Beard Combed by DizBuddy September 21, 2009

Combed her hair 

When you get so sloshed you start hitting people with your hair because you combed it today after 2 months
Prema was so sloshed she combed her hair at the club
Combed--A putt that is dead center in the hole but consistently stops short. Sometimes it just brushes the hole.
Golfer 1... Wow I thought that putt was in man !!! You barely missed it !! Golfer 2.... Yeah, I just got combed !!!
Combed by carpeddlar September 6, 2012
To wrestle a powerless other so that they cant move, eat, or breathe.
The big turlte always clombers the little one so he cant eat the food I give :(
clomber by Joey July 15, 2004