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A girl/woman who squeezes their arms together which causes their boobs push against each other and cause more cleavage to show. This results in them look like they're golfing.
"At the pool party grace was totally being a golfer."
by kdlookinass July 02, 2017
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by niggaliciouszor April 29, 2007
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"Any hole is a goal" A golfer is a male who will have sex with any living thing, often caught fornicating with the most grotesque and repulsive beings alive.
Me: She must have been over 400 pounds
Friend: Ah whatever id still fuck her
Me: Dude you're such a golfer
by aidsracer March 18, 2015
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An individual who partakes in the sport of Golfing.
ThongSnapper sure is a pretty fucking horrible golfer. He couldn't play golf to save his own non-existent dick.
by thisisntmeatalliswear January 07, 2012
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A ridiculous non-slang term used by little immature dickwads who're trying to appear cool.
herpaderp i'm a golfer
herp derp he's so golfa
by DXB09 January 08, 2012
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An individual with dark skin. A black person.

As heard on the Opie and Anthony show on XM channel 202.
Watch out for that golfer!!!
by TVL April 13, 2005
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