cledging

Puckering ones asshole in order to prevent climax while edging

I was Cledging so hard that I could cut a cigar with my asshole

cledging by Bulltork February 9, 2024

Clodging 

Clodging, to clodge, a combination of clunge and lodging. To sleep with a woman for a roof over your head.

‘Hey I haven’t seen Alex in a while I wonder what he’s upto?’
‘Oh he never comes out anymore now that he’s met that bird, clodging the hell out of that place!!!’

Clodging by Spunky Mcboogerballs June 1, 2019

Clegging 

Shafting people in the ass. Originated in the UK after the General Election of 2010 when leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg shafted everyone in the ass who had voted for him by forming a coalition government with David Cameron's Conservative Party. We can only hope that over the coming months and years the Lib Dem leader does some serious Clegging to the Tories too.

Meanwhile down at Number 10:

Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"

Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."

Clegging by Brombles May 14, 2010

clegging 

The state in which one's ball sac clings to one's leg.

"I was distracted, my balls are clegging!"

"One moment darling, I'm clegging a bit." (In polite conversation, "I" can be understood to be the sac.)

"Once the clegging got bad enough, I took a few large circular steps in an attempt to decleg."

clegging by DingleberryOnYourZUG May 7, 2018

Cludging 

The art of performing a sex act on a Down syndrome.

‘You alright mate, sorry I couldn’t come to the pub last night I was too busy cludging.

Cludging by HughJardon September 7, 2023

Chedging 

A strategy to win at a chess game by seducing your opponent.

She was totally chedging me earlier, I want a rematch!

Chedging by Allth3signlekeleks November 25, 2023

Chedging 

The act of nearly cheating on your significant other, without actually doing so.

Is Bill gonna cheat on his wife with that girl? Or is he just chedging?

Chedging by GeoBro July 20, 2024