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Clodging
Clodging, to clodge, a combination of clunge and lodging. To sleep with a woman for a roof over your head.
‘Hey I haven’t seen Alex in a while I wonder what he’s upto?’
‘Oh he never comes out anymore now that he’s met that bird, clodging the hell out of that place!!!’
‘Oh he never comes out anymore now that he’s met that bird, clodging the hell out of that place!!!’
Clodging by Spunky Mcboogerballs June 1, 2019
Clegging
Shafting people in the ass. Originated in the UK after the General Election of 2010 when leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg shafted everyone in the ass who had voted for him by forming a coalition government with David Cameron's Conservative Party. We can only hope that over the coming months and years the Lib Dem leader does some serious Clegging to the Tories too.
Meanwhile down at Number 10:
Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"
Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."
Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"
Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."
clegging
"I was distracted, my balls are clegging!"
"One moment darling, I'm clegging a bit." (In polite conversation, "I" can be understood to be the sac.)
"Once the clegging got bad enough, I took a few large circular steps in an attempt to decleg."
"One moment darling, I'm clegging a bit." (In polite conversation, "I" can be understood to be the sac.)
"Once the clegging got bad enough, I took a few large circular steps in an attempt to decleg."
clegging by DingleberryOnYourZUG May 7, 2018
Cludging
Cludging by HughJardon September 7, 2023