cockhat 

An asshat of epic proportions.

Robert Evans is a cockhat.

cockhat by bryan December 15, 2003

cockhat 

1. A person that is a combination condom, glans, foreskin, and all other possible coverings of a cock. This desire to cover the cock comes from some latent desire to either have a cock of their own or to service a cock in a manner reminiscent of an vagina, rectum, or mouth.

Minatory is a cockhat because can't follow a text conversation properly.

cockhat by Tornpie August 10, 2008

Cockmatosed 

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma

I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.

Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

cocknative dissonance 

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.

Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.

cocknative dissonance by my1137 September 27, 2009

cocknate

A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets

Spencer drives like a damn cocknate

cocknate by A squared April 20, 2015

cockatiel 

An intelligent member of the parrot family that is very affectionate and can learn to talk and whistle tunes. If they are left in their cage all the time they become depressed and pretty nasty. However, if they are interacted with on a daily basis and fed a varied diet they can brighten your life for 20 years or more.

My cockatiel whistles the theme song from the Andy Griffith show.

cockatiel by celloparrot April 28, 2005

cockatiel 

cockatiel

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cockatiel by FemurBreakerBruhGotThatKrispyK October 11, 2020