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Clocklove

When two males lay next to one another with their penis pointing different directions - similar to clock hands, prior to engaging in sexual act.
Jose was laying there with another man and when I walked in, it was a total clocklove
by Mortimer_Guy February 7, 2017
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Chucklover

Someone that loves loves LOVES Converse All Stars shoes. The widely used nickname for a pair of Converse is Chucks, shortened from Chuck Taylor. Thus, they are a Chucklover.
Benny: I like your kicks, dood.
Baker: You know why I love Chucks so much? Because everyone wears them and they're still respected. They're like the Rolling Stones of sneakers. Or the Scarface of sneakers. Skaters wear them, Cholos wear them, thugs, taggers, rappers, punks, metal heads, graf writers, hipsters, nerdists, hippies, yuppies, celebrities, artists, gangbangers...
Benny: Dooood, I get it... they're widely respected.
Baker: Another reason I love Chucks is that they're immortal. Like vampires. They have stayed the same since their inception; for almost a hundred years, and they still look the same now. And in another hundred years they still won't change. When humans start colonizing on other planets... they'll be wearing Chucks just like ours.
Benny: Doooood. You are a...motherfucking... Chucklover.
by PDXJohnny99 May 23, 2013
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Clocktower

Someone who has passed the tipping point and is now homicidal.
Glick's going to totally go Clocktower when he finds out that he's not getting hired back. What a retard.
by Legion Coleke June 27, 2009
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cocklover

A lover of the cock. One who fills their waking and dreaming thoughts, with cock.
"JC is a total cocklover, when he is not kissing rebel dicks..."
by Durka Man June 26, 2007
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Clocktower

A person who's gone beyond the point of crazy and has finally flipped out.

Derives it's origins from the crazies who have taken a rifle to the top of a clock tower, presumably because the ticking of a giant clock is soothing to some people.
"Whoa man, did you hear that Mickey went nuts and panched that guy for dinging his car?"

"Yeah, I always thought he was a total Clocktower."

or

"If I don't make some friends soon, I'm gonna go Clocktower."
by Mr Fisty June 19, 2006
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cocklover

1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.
"You are a total cocklover, man..."
"Naw, I only enjoy it the odd occasion..."
by crackotfige September 21, 2005
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.clocklava

a w moot that has never missed and is super hot 🤤
person 1: you see that take? what a w.
person 2: ofc, its .clocklava
by kingdekuslilwaifu April 29, 2022
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