Sometimes people wake up screaming it but that's still a "mystery". Basically the time on your phones and computers are hacked by an asshole with a virus you wont understand and you will be late to everything, your alarms won't work and confusion will set in. It speeds up and slows down and never when you want it to. So enjoy the days that are for you until they are gone.
Welp, my clockhack was real, she was right I shoulda gotten a digital clock but batteries never last. I guess time no longer matters for someone and I'm losing all of mine. I'll never use my phone again, day trading hopefully will be as miserable as me, lost time on everyone's dime. Insider trading on the other hand, you don't ever know they were there. I'll be jealous in 10 years when I figure it out...
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 15, 2025
Get the Clockhackmug.