Clockhack

Sometimes people wake up screaming it but that's still a "mystery". Basically the time on your phones and computers are hacked by an asshole with a virus you wont understand and you will be late to everything, your alarms won't work and confusion will set in. It speeds up and slows down and never when you want it to. So enjoy the days that are for you until they are gone.

Welp, my clockhack was real, she was right I shoulda gotten a digital clock but batteries never last. I guess time no longer matters for someone and I'm losing all of mine. I'll never use my phone again, day trading hopefully will be as miserable as me, lost time on everyone's dime. Insider trading on the other hand, you don't ever know they were there. I'll be jealous in 10 years when I figure it out...

Clockhack by tornadofullofpiranhas November 15, 2025

CockHawk 

A female who goes out in public with very little clothes on with the intention of getting some cock for the night

That girls a tease looking for some D, what a fucking CockHawk

CockHawk by Area52 July 16, 2019

cockjacker 

The action of hijacking / theiving / obtaining a penis to ride or pump in a sexual manner.

Rob is a cockjacker as last night he took advantage of Frank

cockjacker by Denzel Large December 30, 2007

clocksucker 

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.

1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.

clocksucker by Cody May 6, 2004

cocksack 

the sack that surrounds the male testicles, or testees, for short.

The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.

When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.

Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.

Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.

cocksack by Skidmark McGee January 7, 2011

Clockface 

A woman who sleeps with guys "around the clock", (usually referring to married women).

"Oh man she's such a clockface"

Clockface by Mrs. teapot (not a clockface) January 4, 2019

cockyacking 

A quite intense sport which involves a male and a female open to Mutual Use. Uniforms generally consist of assless chaps. When one Cockyacks, the pair lie ontop of an overturned kayack and the woman must ride the Cock and the kayak while maintaining poise and aesthetic appeal. If a woman makes her partner come before the course is over, 10 points are taken away automatically. When scoring, points may be deducted Falling off the boat and ejaculation. (for an extra challenge, choose a particularily rocky river to heighten the pleasure and challenge).

OMFG, yesterday we went cockyacking for such a long time. I thought that he was going to blow his load the entire ride down. After our run, i finished him off, Katie could never leave a man hanging, just like the African Swallows, They look out for needs of others no matter how kinky it gets. When she is in heat, she has been linked to many men, satisfying each of their desires. But no matter who She is servicing, her catch phrase remains the same. PYCIMM!

cockyacking by Assless Chaps November 17, 2007