Clobberthon 

1. A romantic interlude spanning more than 3 hours.
2. A romantic interlude consisting of multiple attempts at and completions of sex. Note: The use of E.D. remedies (Viagra, Levitra) will re-categorize the acts and the term clobberthon no longer applies. See "Bob Dole on a Roll"

I met a freak at the club and brought her home... It was Clobberthon 2006".

Clobberthon by Justin Schmidt April 6, 2006

clobberwhopped 

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. To lay some serious pipe and make her scream.

"I just clobberwhopped the shit outta Sherry."

clobberwhopped by PD&KS October 3, 2007

clobberwhopped 

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. Or to lose three straight games in Madden by a score of more than 21 points

"I clobberwhopped Sherry last night."
"Did you hear Grant got clobberwhopped by Pat in Madden last night?" "Yeah Grant's awful at Madden."

clobberwhopped by PD&KS October 11, 2007

Clobberbonker 

A shovel used for spell casting in the world of Harry Pooter in place of wands

Don't make me use my clobberbonker on you!

Clobberbonker by Harry Pooter December 17, 2002

CLOBERTSON

To be one moany cow and also one fat bitch

That faggot is a CLOBERTSON

CLOBERTSON by CLOB June 1, 2016

Clobbergonked 

greatly surprised or astonished

After that movie I’m Clobbergonked

Clobbergonked by Sapphire422 June 21, 2024

Clobbershnucked 

Absolutely obliterated with a singular punch

Guy 1: "Man, he got absolutely Clobbershnucked"
Guy 2: 'Shut up"

Clobbershnucked by RandomDudeHer May 11, 2025