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Clobberthon

1. A romantic interlude spanning more than 3 hours.
2. A romantic interlude consisting of multiple attempts at and completions of sex. Note: The use of E.D. remedies (Viagra, Levitra) will re-categorize the acts and the term clobberthon no longer applies. See "Bob Dole on a Roll"
I met a freak at the club and brought her home... It was Clobberthon 2006".
by Justin Schmidt April 6, 2006
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clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. To lay some serious pipe and make her scream.
"I just clobberwhopped the shit outta Sherry."
by PD&KS October 3, 2007
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clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. Or to lose three straight games in Madden by a score of more than 21 points
"I clobberwhopped Sherry last night."
"Did you hear Grant got clobberwhopped by Pat in Madden last night?" "Yeah Grant's awful at Madden."
by PD&KS October 11, 2007
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Clobberbonker

A shovel used for spell casting in the world of Harry Pooter in place of wands
Don't make me use my clobberbonker on you!
by Harry Pooter December 17, 2002
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CLOBERTSON

To be one moany cow and also one fat bitch
That faggot is a CLOBERTSON
by CLOB June 1, 2016
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Clobbergonked

After that movie I’m Clobbergonked
by Sapphire422 June 21, 2024
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Clobbershnucked

Guy 1: "Man, he got absolutely Clobbershnucked"
Guy 2: 'Shut up"
by RandomDudeHer May 11, 2025
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