Cloakedz 

W person

Cloakedz is such a W

Cloakedz by Cloakedz November 24, 2021

Cloaked Irish Devil 

Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.

Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil

Cloaked Irish Devil by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016

Cloaked Bat

A female that shuns all sexual relations and is usually bound to be a nun. The epitomoe of a good girl. The exact opposite of a hoodrat.

Guy 1: Dude, take a look at Emily! Her boobs are the size of grapefruits. I'd tap that!

Guy 2: There's no way your getting any action out of her, man. She's a cloaked bat!

Cloaked Bat by Jeff Nathan March 12, 2007

Cloaked ghost

When you try to hide an erection with your sheets but it scares whoever is in your bed anyways

When Jenny unexpectedly walked into my bedroom, she caught a glimpse of my cloaked ghost and ran shrieking down the hall.

When Sally walked into her bedroom, she cried for there was a cloaked ghost nuking her base.

Cloaked ghost by Colonel Otto von Penguin December 23, 2008

Cloaked Meat 

Cloaked Meat is a situational condition that impacts those who consider themselves to be vegan, vegetarian or simply do not eat animal meat products. Cloaked Meat is when an animal meat product is either purposely or accidently placed into a food entree to be served and eaten by a non-meat eater. Cloaked Meat is most often, but not always, discovered in wraps and sandwiches that are marked as meatless or vegetarian found at catered lunch meetings and functions. The meat is considered Cloaked due to the fact that it is not readily visible to the eye and is often buried under lettuce and other customary sandwich fixings. Even more difficult to spot is Cloaked Meat in baked and cooked entrees. Cloaked Meat is usually only discovered once bitten into and most often, when already swallowed. Depending upon aversion to meat products, Cloaked Meat can result in nausea, vomiting, stomach ache and in extreme instances, massive, explosive diarrhea.

Roxy attended the office's get together for Henry's pending retirement. The company provided a lovely catered lunch which included sandwiches and wraps from a local deli. Roxy selected the sandwich marked "vegetarian wrap" since she is averse to eating animal meat products. Halfway through her sandwich and during a mid-chew and swallow, Roxy discovered that there was Cloaked Meat. Within minutes, Roxy was overwhelmed with nausea and had to leave the party. Within the hour, Roxy found herself running to the bathroom to avoid a shart and she subsequently expelled explosive diarrhea.

Cloaked Meat by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014

cloaked flash 

Vegetables on wheels. Can't drive so they have to hide themselves.

Those fucking cloaked flashes on planetside 2 are the fucking worst man.

cloaked flash by Lilgingy August 7, 2017

Cloaked Diktip Deluxe

A term used to refer to someone as a mildly annoying nuisance that doesn't exactly ruin your whole day but simply degrades the quality of the once relaxing time you were having prior to the presence of the claimed Cloaked Diktip Deluxe being apparent.

Uff Dweesh you're such a Cloaked Diktip Deluxe.

Cloaked Diktip Deluxe by 2021 Author VERIFIED January 25, 2021