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When a person expresses love, interest, or affection for someone or something and then disappears for periods of time only to reappear for a small moment every so often just to keep the other person hanging.
I was dating this guy and he cloaked me.
He messages me every now and then but then I realised I was being cloaked.
Cloaked by rosielou February 20, 2020
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Cloaked by Matandur May 14, 2021
Hoeing someone’s life, existence or personality. Additionally fucking up someone’s products and poisoning there food.
Bethlane products was cloaked when she stepped out for a night on the town.
Cloaked by Noapplication July 11, 2022

Cloaked Irish Devil 

Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.
Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil

Cloaked Bat

A female that shuns all sexual relations and is usually bound to be a nun. The epitomoe of a good girl. The exact opposite of a hoodrat.
Guy 1: Dude, take a look at Emily! Her boobs are the size of grapefruits. I'd tap that!

Guy 2: There's no way your getting any action out of her, man. She's a cloaked bat!
Cloaked Bat by Jeff Nathan March 12, 2007

Cloaked ghost

When you try to hide an erection with your sheets but it scares whoever is in your bed anyways
When Jenny unexpectedly walked into my bedroom, she caught a glimpse of my cloaked ghost and ran shrieking down the hall.

When Sally walked into her bedroom, she cried for there was a cloaked ghost nuking her base.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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