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Clitorisn't 

(n) "klit-or-IZ-unt"- 1. A penis on an otherwise feminine body. 2. Any primary sex organ (not including the clitoris). 3. A penis.
My boyfriend has a 10 inch long clitorisn't.
Clitorisn't by Ul Fa Th November 11, 2020
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Clitorial Tutorial 

The process of teaching a unexperienced guy the in's and out's during his first sexual encounter (with a woman).
"Girl he had no idea what he was doing, I had to give him a clitorial tutorial"
Clitorial Tutorial by Indychk August 16, 2005

Black Clitoris Truck Driver

The act of inserting a stick shift onto a woman and driving down the highway while changing HER gears butt ass naked.
I met this truck driver, he was a Black Clitoris Truck Driver.

Clitoriste

A lady who likes gettin' it on with other ladies.
Well hello there Tardy McLatepants, who's this fetching young clitoriste friend of yours?
Clitoriste by Luneric January 22, 2009

clitorist 

The deluded belief that one is heaven almighty in the bedroom.
Sean is such a clitorist!
clitorist by Somegaygingerguy November 14, 2013

clitorisnose 

a basic anatomy-based insult
Bill O'Reily is a clitorisnose.
clitorisnose by clockiewitch October 24, 2008

Clitoristic 

Derived from the word "clit" or "clitoris", it means "spectacular", "amazing", "beautiful" or any other positive adjective and is used similarly to vaginaslay.
Omg grandpa your 4 inch cock is so clitoristic

My chastity belt came in the mail today and it was so clitoristic.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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