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The case in which one mysteriously dies of “suicide.”
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Bill Clinton'd

The act of lying to the parents of the girl you got pregnant. To properly execute this, one must look the parents straight in the eyes and say "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" in a calm, cool kind of way.
Person 1: Yo I heard Moniqua's parents think you got her knocked up!
Person 2: Yeah but I Bill Clinton'd my way out of that and now everyone's cool with each other!
by DemonicSatan666 June 19, 2016
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Clinton Dip

To Moisten your Cigar by dipping it into a Vaginal opening
U.S. President Bill Clinton was accused of Dipping his cigar deep into the Fleshy Folds of Monica Lewinskys Vagina. He also smoked it afterward and claimed the Aroma to be quite Fishy! Thus the Clinton Dip!
by Dr K.Schtelzer PHD BED 123 March 19, 2010
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clinton darkhorses

Clinton Darkhorses - Home team of Willie Parker as announced by him before Super Bowl 40, when he set the SuperBowl longest run from scrimmage record.
" Why didn't Willie say he was from UNC, man ?
" Because he's from Clinton High, dude, home of the Clinton Darkhorses.
by J McPhail December 30, 2007
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clinton did nothing

Conservative rallying cry that has little to no basis in history or reality for that matter as stated. If by "nothing" you mean that Bill Clinton never dragged us into the kind of disaster George W. Bush did with his poorly-planned and executed mega-quagmire, then you'd be right on the money. However, if by "nothing" you mean the time his anti-terror legislation (Omnibus Anti-Terrorism Act of 1995) was cock-blocked by the GOP-controlled Congress, when his assertions that Al-Quaeda in general and Osama Bin Laden in particular were serious threats were balked at by many Republicans, when his proposal to create a department dealing primarily with homeland security was rejected, and when his warnings that Islamic extremism was going to be the new threat of our age were ignored, then you've probably been paying more attention than most of America.
Bill Clinton's anti-terror and homeland defense ideas weren't ahead of their time as much as they were shot down due to partisan bullshit from Republicans. And Democrats are supposed to be the obstructionists?
by Squid Wrangler August 26, 2005
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Clinton Darkhorses

The greatest high school football team ever. They've had only 2 losing seasons since 1945.


DYNASTY and the only reason i say Dynasty is cause we're NASTY
1990
Clinton 14 Thomasville 6

1996
Clinton 26 Bundy's 14

1997
Clinton 30 Shelby 14

2001
Clinton 34 Cummings 22
by Brian Faison February 7, 2005
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Clinton Deflection

Scapegoating Bill Clinton for every failure of Republican politicians.
Bush did not lie. His was misinformed as a result of faulty "intelligence". A team which was set up by Bill Clinton, yet another of Lucifer's drones.
by DKIA May 9, 2005
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