Cling Eastwood

Cling Eastwood: A guy you rebound dated, and when it's over-it's never over, not ever! Not for him, because he loves YOU and only you forever...Not time, space or cops can stop him from "loving" you....Stalker Alert! Do whatever it takes to lose this soul-sucking vampire from taking your everything.

My best friend had to leave town because of dating Cling Eastwood....What a douche he turned out to be!

Cling Eastwood by Shannon O'Brien, Bitches October 24, 2018

Clint Eastwood 

Noun: A person who is grumpy, intolerant and slightly racist. Often uses racial and ethnic slurs when talking to or about other people, in a derogatory and affectionate way.

Very abrasive.

Will make absurd comments just for the hell of it.

"My dad is such a Clint Eastood. He keeps calling the Asian family next door gooks and keeps calling the homeless guy on the corner a no good freeloading son of a bitch."

"He won. Get over it and quit being such a Clint Eastwood."

Clint Eastwood by MrDude1986 January 23, 2013

Clint Eastwood 

Along with being an amazing actor, he's also a Libertarian.

"I mean, I've always been a Libertarian. Leave everybody alone. Let everybody else do what they want. Just stay out of everybody else's hair." - Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood by Dancing with Fire January 4, 2013

Clint Eastwood 

To call someone or something Clint Eastwood is the greatest compliment anyone can get.

"Wow, that was Clint Eastwood, you punting those terminally ill kids off a bridge."

Clint Eastwood by Urban Dictionary January 21, 2006

Clint Eastwood 

While having sex, you stop and say to the woman; "You have to ask yourself one question. 'Do i feel lucky?'" Then you proceed to bust a load on the woman, either blinding or straight up killing her, then bend forward and blow the extra semen off your weiner like smoke out of the barrel of a pistol. Then walk slowly off into the sunset.

There has only been one recorded case of someone administering a Clint Eastwood. It was Clint Eastwood himself. He was good, she was bad, and it was ugly.

Clint Eastwood by Crazy Samost January 21, 2009

Clint Eastwood 

Epitome of cool in the acting world. This dude started out cool and nearly froze being so cool! Clint has spoken some of - if not THE - coolest lines in movie history. Clint Eastwood movies are a must watch for all men and cool women to boot! The example section will remind Clint fans of some of his best lines as well as introduce any idiots - who don't know who he is - to this phenom.

A FEW Clint Eastwood lines from various movies, quotes may not be EXACT but are close, There are likely a hundred more!
"Go ahead....make my day!"
"Uh..Uh.....I know what your thinking...did he shoot six shots...or only five. Well come to think of it - in all this confusion - I kinda lost track my self.....Now, seein' as this is a '44 Magnum...the most powerful handgun in the world...and capable of blowing your head..clean..-off...you gotta ask yourself just one question....'Do I feel lucky?'....Well do ya PUNK!"
"Now ya see..my mule don't take too kindly to bein' laughed at!"
Clint: "Now, we don't want anyone to get hurt...so why don't you boys put those guns away."
Bad Guy: "Who's WEee sucka'?"
Clint: "Smith...and Wesson....and Me...."
Inspector in charge - yelling in Eastwood's face- : "You're a dinosaur Callahan, your ways are old...and obsolete....I want a statement on my desk..first thing in the morning..or you're fired...do you hear me Callahan..FIRED!!!!!
Clint (as Dirty Harry Callahan): "I've got a statement for you Inspector...you're mouthwash aint makin' it!"

Clint Eastwood by psiscott April 26, 2006

Clint Eastwood 

The successor to the throne of John Wayne. This ese here can kill your arse 11 times before you hit the ground, all the while playing texas hold'em.

Clint Eastwood is the undisputed king of western movies, right after John Wayne.

Clint Eastwood by Not Zane September 10, 2004