Clerping

A measurement of time.

A windshield wiper clerping time.
A pendulum clerping time.

by Chazz Dee October 12, 2009

Cleepington

Adj. The urge to get super baked and fall asleep right after.

My man is straight cleepington

by Sorrenn January 20, 2017

Clerking

The evolution of lurking for a prolonged period of time with no movement from the original position. Long enough to open up shop and begin clerking.

Me: yo that cars been parked down the block with the headlights on for like 2 hrs now. Friend: they’re probably just smoking too man calm down. Me: nah dude motherfuckers set up shop and steady clerking right now.

by Desert lightning May 31, 2019

Clerting

When two lesbian women go vaj to vaj on an old, rusty, pipe. Once one girl has to take a shit, she shoves the pipe up her ass, shits through the pipe, and into the other girls mouth.

Dude, last night i jerked off to this lesbian porn. they were clerting! i fucking jizzed all over my walls.

by ass-spread-wide-open February 26, 2011

legit clepping

Being very good at a game

"Omg im legit clepping" - Mitr0

by MywoopTTV February 27, 2019

cleaping

Originated in the earlyu 1940s used, by butchers to communicate with their often lonely bitches and or dawgs. The verb 'to cleap' simply means to rankleshankle an animal with such vigour or vitality that the vital organs of said animal, are sent flying out of the animal and into the mouth of any watching shoppers.

"Oh aye, pat, wants ye, t'to t'go up t'shop, and cleap a t'young, maidnely sheep? Yes, pat, i do like t'mushy peas."

by Grexor and Jutang November 16, 2004

Cleeping

Clamping your vagina shut.

I walked into my sisters room and she was cleeping herself.

by Tipsy Tommy March 3, 2018