Clerming

The act of masturbaiting on mute while on call with your friends.

Dude, I was clerming last night

Clerming by Theclassychicken March 19, 2025

muke clemmings

muke clemmings is a ship name between michael clifford and luke hemmings, two members from the band five seconds of summer. they're the best ship ever and they deserve each other. seriously, go look it up.

"do you ship muke clemmings?"
"of course i ship muke clemmings! who doesn't?"

"muke clemmings was so adorable on stage last night!"

muke clemmings by dontknowwhatshapping August 11, 2016

Chermingered

The highest level of fucked.

Mia Ruddy: “oi I’m fucking chermingered me”
Joe Charnock: “oi trademark that shit”

Chermingered by M rudd December 7, 2020

clemming 

to talk nonsensically about utter tripe, babbling incoherently from one conversation to another.

"dale came round last night, he was clemming his arse off about the new fifa game"

clemming by canny48 January 16, 2009

Clerping 

A measurement of time.

A windshield wiper clerping time.
A pendulum clerping time.

Clerping by Chazz Dee October 12, 2009

Clerking 

The evolution of lurking for a prolonged period of time with no movement from the original position. Long enough to open up shop and begin clerking.

Me: yo that cars been parked down the block with the headlights on for like 2 hrs now. Friend: they’re probably just smoking too man calm down. Me: nah dude motherfuckers set up shop and steady clerking right now.

Clerking by Desert lightning May 31, 2019

Clerting 

When two lesbian women go vaj to vaj on an old, rusty, pipe. Once one girl has to take a shit, she shoves the pipe up her ass, shits through the pipe, and into the other girls mouth.

Dude, last night i jerked off to this lesbian porn. they were clerting! i fucking jizzed all over my walls.

Clerting by ass-spread-wide-open February 26, 2011