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muke clemmings

muke clemmings is a ship name between michael clifford and luke hemmings, two members from the band five seconds of summer. they're the best ship ever and they deserve each other. seriously, go look it up.
"do you ship muke clemmings?"
"of course i ship muke clemmings! who doesn't?"

"muke clemmings was so adorable on stage last night!"

Clamping Down 

When a man sticks his rod into a woman and she clamps down on his shaft until he finishes forcing him to give her children.
Tommy didnt want to have kids but when he was about to pull out the whore was clamping down
Clamping Down by white nigga September 12, 2016

clumping 

to have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume. dervies from the combination of the words clown and humping.
"Dude did you have sex with my sister?"
"I clumped her ass, son"
clumping by NiMo March 1, 2005

clemming 

to talk nonsensically about utter tripe, babbling incoherently from one conversation to another.
"dale came round last night, he was clemming his arse off about the new fifa game"
clemming by canny48 January 16, 2009

Clamping 

Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping
I'm not glamping like those idiots. Im clamping the way all real men do.
Clamping by Uselessunknown September 5, 2015

Clamping 

I can't believe I caught her clamping my stapler!
Clamping by Perry Burgers June 18, 2011