clerm

Any unidentified white substance, especially that which is found in Steven's home.

Steven, you're cat just ate the clerm again...

Oh yeah, he always does that. I hate him.

What's clerm?

That stuff. Duh.

by bingbopbobebi January 30, 2009

clerm

to be marked with any writing utensil or bodily fluids aka "love syrup" upon such phenomenom the person who clermed the victim is now claimed by said person

"I fuckin clermed Kylie while she was sleeping brah"

by Shout out to Cesar December 28, 2007

Clerming

The act of masturbaiting on mute while on call with your friends.

Dude, I was clerming last night

by Theclassychicken March 19, 2025

Clerm

Clerm means a clam with sperm inside or if a clam gets trapped onto your testicles. Clermed is past tense. Clermaxxing is removing the clam from the male's sexual organ. Happy clerm day by the way!

“ Did I seriously get a clerm? “

by anonymous March 23, 2024