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Cloinger 

A person with a walrus mustache, that flies expensive kites. Also has problems with bathing, and loves larger women. In rare circumstances their teeth are appearing to rot/glow with a yellow light. Generally believed to guard personal beliefs that black people can't swim, and asians love to do math, and backs them up with "statistics".
Brush your teeth, those things are Cloinger...
Cloinger by robert the crutch May 21, 2011
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The act of providing unusually small, or "stingy", portions when serving food or drinks.
"Man, he is really Cleming that slice of cake! I'd like more than a bite size piece."
"I can't even taste the vodka in this drink, the bartender must have been Cleming."
Cleming by foxteam December 22, 2014

clevinger 

To do something unsafe against the rules, and put others in danger by concealing your action as you know your buddy is getting punished for the same thing.
Own up to your mistake and don't put your teammates in danger by pulling a clevinger.
clevinger by Jijiji August 12, 2020
Having sex with your own clone.
Clexing with my clone is so good.

I had a good Clexing with my clone last night.
Clexing by ChunkieSmooth September 29, 2022

clefing-out 

profusely sweating from the arm-pits; much like the fashion of musician, Wyclef Jean
I need to change my shirt, I'm totally clefing-out!
clefing-out by shele8 April 8, 2010

Clemingston 

1. A person who is a terrible host.

2. A person who eats or drinks without offering anything to their guest(s).
He was such a clemingston. He ate five bars of chocolate and never offered me any.
Clemingston by Alex-Li Tandem February 26, 2009
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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