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Cloinger 

A person with a walrus mustache, that flies expensive kites. Also has problems with bathing, and loves larger women. In rare circumstances their teeth are appearing to rot/glow with a yellow light. Generally believed to guard personal beliefs that black people can't swim, and asians love to do math, and backs them up with "statistics".
Brush your teeth, those things are Cloinger...
Cloinger by robert the crutch May 21, 2011
Related Words
ceoing • cooing • Ceming • choinger • coing • ceinge • ceingey • celing • Cetoing • Cewing

coingratulations 

Monetary compensation combined with verbal (written or spoken) praise for a job well done.
When Maria exceeded her monthly work goals, her boss generously compensated her with her due coingratulations.
coingratulations by Neologian-PJG September 27, 2011

coingratulate 

To compensate monetarily, combined with verbal (written or spoken) praise for a job well done.
At the board meeting, the President made an effort to coingratulate Andrew, who well-deserved every bit of coingratulations.
coingratulate by Neologian-PJG September 27, 2011
To "stick to" someone like Velcro; having the hots for someone.
She must really like that guy, she's been croing on him all evening.
croing by talk2me-JCH2 April 13, 2021
When someone, post-breakup, pretends to not care about that person anymore or their new relationship
Person 1: Lori said she doesn’t like Zachary anymore
Person 2: She is just in denial

Person 1: Yep, she totally cleoing
Cleoing by IKnewTheTruth December 18, 2022
For a guy to flirt, date, or attempt any verbal or physical relationship with a girl. Derived from the symbolism of animals using mating calls.
"Where's Ryan? Is he out cooing with his girlfriend?"

"I'm not going to make it to practice today. I'm going cooing."

"Look at Justin cooing with that girl in the parking lot!"
Cooing by SouthWP February 9, 2013
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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