Clents

Clents is used to define the whitest of white guys. A Clents visits San Francisco to get a selfie in front of the Full House, house. A Clents always Carrys a selfi-stick & can you can spot one in their natural habitats at the Senior PGA tour, smoking a cut of meat or camping in Kentucky along the bourbon trail.

A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.

See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.

Stupid Clents was out doing white guy things all weekend and then wouldn’t shut up about his stupid pulled pork sliders he smoked for three days! Stupid Clents!!!

by Gay4Clents May 31, 2022

Clents

Picture it if you will, the whitest white guy you know. Only partaking in ultra white guy activities; Darts, cornhole, bowling Senior Golf tours etc. Guys that spend 14 hour BBQ a fine meat and then taking twice as long to tell you his process.

That motha fuckn Clents spent all day telling me how he made a smoked Salmon this weekend, that’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back!

by Gay4Clents June 2, 2022

Dracula in Cleats

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007

Adding your two cents

To add your opinion in a discussion or a topic that's usually unrelated to you.

James and John was having a debate about who's smarter? their mom said " I am" James replied thanks mom for adding your two cents.

by Jaye_$upreme October 6, 2016

Two Cents

To give an opinion in a conversation or on issues that doesn't involve you.

"Look man, this is a family matter; nobody is asking you to put your two cents in."

"I really wish my girlfriend's mom would stop putting her two cents in every time we have an argument."

by Mackendeez March 20, 2018

Clenting

Clenting is a term when a Youtuber is performing poorly (low views and low payment) in a month. The origin if the word Clenting is when user, FinalChidori57 whose real name is Clent began getting very poor views for almost a whole year consecutively and constantly receives low pays by his network. It became a humor within his posse, but later the term got across other groups within the gaming community of Youtube and it became a popular term used whenever a Youtube gets very poor views it's laughable. If a state of clenting, it's the lowest point you can be and you got to step up your Youtube game.

Note: This is a term used exclusively in the Gaming Community of Youtube, and those who are partnered under a Network. (TheGameStation, Machinima, TGN, Curse, Vultra etc.) Usually the term is not used within those that are not partnered as they don't monetize their views.

Jamal: Yo, I got 1M views for this month. I'm definitely caking with this new Naruto game.

Andre: Nah bro, I'm clenting this month. I only got 10k this month...it's not even funny. Gotta step up my game. Got some bills to pay.

by TGNYoutuber August 20, 2013

2 cents

A humble opinion. Just being humble and saying its worth only two cents.

I think corvette is the hottest non exotic car on the road but thats just my two cents.

by LedVTECin July 24, 2004