Clents is used to define the whitest of white guys. A Clents visits San Francisco to get a selfie in front of the Full House, house. A Clents always Carrys a selfi-stick & can you can spot one in their natural habitats at the Senior PGA tour, smoking a cut of meat or camping in Kentucky along the bourbon trail.
A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.
See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.
A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.
See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.
Stupid Clents was out doing white guy things all weekend and then wouldn’t shut up about his stupid pulled pork sliders he smoked for three days! Stupid Clents!!!
by Gay4Clents May 31, 2022
Picture it if you will, the whitest white guy you know. Only partaking in ultra white guy activities; Darts, cornhole, bowling Senior Golf tours etc. Guys that spend 14 hour BBQ a fine meat and then taking twice as long to tell you his process.
That motha fuckn Clents spent all day telling me how he made a smoked Salmon this weekend, that’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back!
by Gay4Clents June 02, 2022
A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
When a man fills a woman or another man’s ass full of avacado and slowly fists them whilst sitting on a glass soda bottle and humming “She’ll be coming around the mountain.
by Gay4Clents March 06, 2022
Shayne “with a Y” is your quintessential male Karen. Nothing is ever quite right, except for “shaYne”. He preys on girls with daddy issues, normally fat chics with poor hygiene and harry buttholes.
The male Shayne can typically be found loitering at Waffle Houses, Wal-Marts, Marriott Hotels and low income apartment complexes.
The male Shayne can typically be found loitering at Waffle Houses, Wal-Marts, Marriott Hotels and low income apartment complexes.
Damn! Did you see that harry-ass fat hoe that works at Waffle House going down on Shayne in the bed of that truck!!!
by Gay4Clents August 26, 2022
When a yankee raw dawgs a southern hillbilly finishing with a cream pie. The hillbilly chic then mounts the northerners face riding it like a bucking bronco forcing the dude to east her nasty baby badder.
by Gay4Clents October 14, 2022
A Bayou Hucklebuck is the act of cramming as many live crawfish in the anus of a gypsy woman and then giving her a stiff ass pounding. The pounding can be done with your cock, fist, garden vegetable or sporting equipment.
I’m nice the deed is done a fifth of MD 20/20 is shared between the two as a term of endearment.
I’m nice the deed is done a fifth of MD 20/20 is shared between the two as a term of endearment.
For $20 you can get a Bayou Hucklebuck down on Bourbon street, just show up and as for Kenny and Steve.
by Gay4Clents August 24, 2023