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That Damn Buster Joe said we ain’t in a recession, tell that to my brothers cousin who’s jerking dudes off at the Winn Dixie to make ends meet
by Gay4Clents July 28, 2022
Get the Recession mug.Shayne “with a Y” is your quintessential male Karen. Nothing is ever quite right, except for “shaYne”. He preys on girls with daddy issues, normally fat chics with poor hygiene and harry buttholes.
The male Shayne can typically be found loitering at Waffle Houses, Wal-Marts, Marriott Hotels and low income apartment complexes.
The male Shayne can typically be found loitering at Waffle Houses, Wal-Marts, Marriott Hotels and low income apartment complexes.
Damn! Did you see that harry-ass fat hoe that works at Waffle House going down on Shayne in the bed of that truck!!!
by Gay4Clents August 26, 2022
Get the Shayne mug.A Bayou Hucklebuck is the act of cramming as many live crawfish in the anus of a gypsy woman and then giving her a stiff ass pounding. The pounding can be done with your cock, fist, garden vegetable or sporting equipment.
I’m nice the deed is done a fifth of MD 20/20 is shared between the two as a term of endearment.
I’m nice the deed is done a fifth of MD 20/20 is shared between the two as a term of endearment.
For $20 you can get a Bayou Hucklebuck down on Bourbon street, just show up and as for Kenny and Steve.
by Gay4Clents August 24, 2023
Get the Bayou Hucklebuck mug.When a man fills a woman or another man’s ass full of avacado and slowly fists them whilst sitting on a glass soda bottle and humming “She’ll be coming around the mountain.
by Gay4Clents March 6, 2022
Get the Dirty Wilford mug.A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
Get the Log Jam mug.Clents is used to define the whitest of white guys. A Clents visits San Francisco to get a selfie in front of the Full House, house. A Clents always Carrys a selfi-stick & can you can spot one in their natural habitats at the Senior PGA tour, smoking a cut of meat or camping in Kentucky along the bourbon trail.
A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.
See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.
A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.
See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.
Stupid Clents was out doing white guy things all weekend and then wouldn’t shut up about his stupid pulled pork sliders he smoked for three days! Stupid Clents!!!
by Gay4Clents May 31, 2022
Get the Clents mug.El Diablo, Spanish for “The Devil” is the urban legend of a half Mexican half Irish man in the Pacific Northwest. The man can be seen loitering outside of elementary schools, parks and day cares in a 1989 Dodge Caravan with a wrap featuring Jarrod from Subway and a sign reading “free puppies”.
El Diablo has been linked to local homeless sexually transmitted diseases, especially the clap.
To identify the true “El Diablo” one only needs to smother their waistline with extra crunchy peanut butter and lie down at the train station, the true El Diablo will appear out of no where and give you a good cleaning, moaning “get in there real deep like” and rubbing his belly button
El Diablo has been linked to local homeless sexually transmitted diseases, especially the clap.
To identify the true “El Diablo” one only needs to smother their waistline with extra crunchy peanut butter and lie down at the train station, the true El Diablo will appear out of no where and give you a good cleaning, moaning “get in there real deep like” and rubbing his belly button
Damn! I was down waiting for the metro bus and El Diablo popped out of the men’s room licking his lips and gave me an HJ using his butthole lips!
by Gay4Clents June 11, 2025
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