Clawportunity

An oppurtunity for one of the jewish decent or one who has jewish qualities to use his claw.

"Damn, that was a total clawportunity for mitch brown to get a free cigarette."

by NewJerseyDevil January 4, 2012

crapportunity

n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".

Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.

by Bayofcrabs July 25, 2009

Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.

JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

by Paulley D. July 9, 2012

Clapportunity

The opportunity to destroy someone in all aspects.

This is a Clapportunity of a lifetime.

by Degrees June 10, 2018