Clasify

That one funny guy on Twitter

“Yo is that Clasify?” “Yeah he’s funny as hell but rarely tweets...”

Clasify by slave69 December 21, 2020

Classify

A Twitter King. One would say he is like Gordon Ramsay with his expertise in culinary arts. Classify is an absolute unit due to his towering stature of 6'8" with impeccable teeth to top it off. Whats that? You like eSports? Well you might as well just suck off Classify now since he just recently joined 100 Thieves. Classify is also known for having an abnormally large penis to the point where people are afraid of the BDE vibes that radiate off his body. If you hear anything about Classify, be sure to not go outside and instantly hide your girl as he will steal them in a heart beat. You don't go outside? Well you're still not safe. Classify also will steal your girl in video games by impressing them with his impeccable aim and his immense amount of skill in Fortnite and in many other games

Nadeshot: "We need to sign more people to 100 Thieves, you got any ideas of who to sign?"

Pokimane: "Have you heard of Classify and The Mob? Classify has so much BDE. He even outplays and carries me in Fortnite on the daily."

Nadshot: "That's a done deal dawg."

Classify by Peaenut July 23, 2019

Clasifitial 

Another way of saying 'classified'

"This document right here is clasifitial"

Clasifitial by Byt0 August 31, 2020

Thanks for clarifying 

Response from office worker after manager has explained a simple procedure for the 8th time, the last time using graphic displays out of desperation because said worker must be mentally incapacitated to have not understood what was required on the first try.

(upon 8th explanation of simple procedure)
Anita (employee): Thanks for clarifying
Michelle (boss) : Oy. The dreaded "thank you for clarifying," defined as explaining something for the 100th time when you should have understood it the first time. How do you even get yourself dressed in the morning? (and then out loud I said: You're welcome. )

Thanks for clarifying by pr maven August 4, 2010

clarifying proposal 

'clarifying proposal' or 'defining resolution' or 'defining proposal' is a summary that is also used to reveal an underlying problem to an obfuscating author such as a conman without giving away awareness (by the victim) of the conman's scam.

I am an agent with a buyer who wishes to buy your property but we wish to carry out due diligence first so we offer a deposit whilst conveyancers are engaged. The con is that the agent takes a commission from the conveyancer then the purchase falls through. The seller does not wish to reveal their suspicion of the con so offers a 'clarifying proposal' being: instead of a deposit let the buyer pay all the seller's conveyancer fees.

clarifying proposal by VapourTrail May 6, 2021

Clarify 

To clarify is to completely shut down everything someone just said.

Person one- " I like snow cones, it's like flavored snow"
Person two- " Just to clarify, it's actually chopped ice, not snow.. Therefore it should be called ice cones

Clarify by A girl has no name! June 13, 2019

over-classify 

Object-oriented programmers that get so inlove with creating classes that every stupid little thing they code has to go into its own class. Behavior that will get you shot at MIT.

Look at nurdman. He's just created 20 classes for 40 lines of code and just got shot for over-classifying. Lucky it was only in his fat ass and just a flesh wound.

over-classify by KrizziKat January 29, 2020