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Clash of Titans 

A rare but highly contagious digitally transmitted disease. It is known to be one of the best birth control methods, as it not only makes the person incapable of impregnating women but is reported to also prevent a man from having sexual intercourse altogether with the opposite gender.
Woman: Let's have seggs!

Man: Bby, first you need to see my Clash of Titans gameplay!

Woman: **Narrowly Escapes**
Clash of Titans by Blejing January 26, 2022
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Clash of the Titans

A threesome with two fat chicks in which the man lays in bed awaiting sex and a battle ensues between the two fat chicks to see who gets his penis first.
Bob: Hey Joe! How was that threesome last night?
Joe: It never happened Bob. The two girls battled to the death in a Clash of the Titans.

clash of the titans

A man hasn't come in 72 hours, he gets hand from a women/man who has a cold, as he is about to cum he uses a feather or such item like that to make the man/women sneeze and if timing is right, the big cum shot and the big sneeze should clash in the air. hence clash of the titans
Zach has a cold and is give sam hand, zach sneezes when sam cums and both the cum and mucus collide in mid air. They would then have completed clash of the titans.
clash of the titans by El Aido January 26, 2011

Clash of the Titans syndrome

Some thing , especially a movie or TV show, that doesn't live up to one's memory i.e "The Clash Of The Titans"
I used to love Welcome Back Kotter when I was little but I had a case of Clash of the Titans Syndrome when I saw one recently ...it really sucked.

Clash of the Titans

When two men derive sexual pleasure by rubbing or smacking their penises against each other.
Bob told Chris not to fuck him in the ass, so he turned Bob around and went clash of the titans.
Clash of the Titans by knowlto November 17, 2004

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026