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Clash of Titans 

A rare but highly contagious digitally transmitted disease. It is known to be one of the best birth control methods, as it not only makes the person incapable of impregnating women but is reported to also prevent a man from having sexual intercourse altogether with the opposite gender.
Woman: Let's have seggs!

Man: Bby, first you need to see my Clash of Titans gameplay!

Woman: **Narrowly Escapes**
Clash of Titans by Blejing January 26, 2022
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Clash of the Titans

A threesome with two fat chicks in which the man lays in bed awaiting sex and a battle ensues between the two fat chicks to see who gets his penis first.
Bob: Hey Joe! How was that threesome last night?
Joe: It never happened Bob. The two girls battled to the death in a Clash of the Titans.

clash of the titans

A man hasn't come in 72 hours, he gets hand from a women/man who has a cold, as he is about to cum he uses a feather or such item like that to make the man/women sneeze and if timing is right, the big cum shot and the big sneeze should clash in the air. hence clash of the titans
Zach has a cold and is give sam hand, zach sneezes when sam cums and both the cum and mucus collide in mid air. They would then have completed clash of the titans.
clash of the titans by El Aido January 26, 2011

Clash of the Titans syndrome

Some thing , especially a movie or TV show, that doesn't live up to one's memory i.e "The Clash Of The Titans"
I used to love Welcome Back Kotter when I was little but I had a case of Clash of the Titans Syndrome when I saw one recently ...it really sucked.

Clash of the Titans

When two men derive sexual pleasure by rubbing or smacking their penises against each other.
Bob told Chris not to fuck him in the ass, so he turned Bob around and went clash of the titans.
Clash of the Titans by knowlto November 17, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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