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Look at that Clarpon!
Clarpon by WOGGE December 26, 2022
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Clarion Area High School 

A place worse than mental institute. 90% of the students are hicks and incest babies. The teachers don't know jack shit. The only thing this school has going for it is the special ED kids that will work for free
Kid 1: I go to Clarion Area High School
Kid 2: ( Runs and screams in terror)
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Clarmond 

A unisex name. Clarmond does not have an official meaning as it is a very rare name. Clarmonds acts uniquely. They are typically joyful and can really make someone’s day. They also are especially chatty and will behave a tad bit more like the opposite sex, making themselves better at fitting into groups of opposite sex. Clarmonds are charming and delightful but has an attitude and does dumb things occasionally. They have intricate minds as well as complicated emotions. Despite that, Clarmonds speaks and take measures straightforwardly without lots of hesitation, this makes Clarmonds a truthful companion to get along and to work with.
Oh, hi Clarmond.

I heard that Clarmond just left our school and will go study abroad.

Did you know that someone has a crush on Clarmond? Should we tell?

Wow, Clarmond handled all that work in just one day? I should really work up and get better.

While bursting into tears, the girl was quickly comforted by Clarmond and her friend.

“This song from Halsey is amazing!” Said Clarmond

Clarmond meant the world to that guy

The employee of the month must belong to Clarmond after the recent success with the key client
Clarmond by Akiyakaede6623 December 2, 2021

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

Clarion’s Club evolution 

Club evolution was thee greatest club of all time at Clarion University! The jungle juice was by far the greatest while the men of “Club Evo” were a close second. People of all kind attended these parties with one intention. 🤟🏼 Club evolution was established in 2004 or 2003. Club evo was made up of Jocks, and intramural all stars alike... Club evo gave us hope!!! FLY EAGLES FLY
Clarion’s club evolution- Yo, you going to club Evo tonight.
A hard on of the clitoris.

Also a great name for some evil space guy.
Riding the 32 bus gives Jessica a clardon.

"Clardon will destroy you all!", said Clardon.
clardon by Box Johnson June 23, 2010
Clarion is a beautiful spiritual person who is loved by many and adores being around positive energy. She’s shy, smart, beautiful inside and out. She loves children and elderly. Most of all she’s a people person but has a side you don’t wanna see when tempered.
Clarion smiles brightens up the room.

Clarion has a nice personality.
Clarion by thepositivevibes November 16, 2019
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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