Clarpon

A really big penguin

Look at that Clarpon!

by WOGGE December 26, 2022

Clarion Area High School

A place worse than mental institute. 90% of the students are hicks and incest babies. The teachers don't know jack shit. The only thing this school has going for it is the special ED kids that will work for free

Kid 1: I go to Clarion Area High School
Kid 2: ( Runs and screams in terror)

by Moist Mike May 28, 2019

Clarmond

A unisex name. Clarmond does not have an official meaning as it is a very rare name. Clarmonds acts uniquely. They are typically joyful and can really make someone’s day. They also are especially chatty and will behave a tad bit more like the opposite sex, making themselves better at fitting into groups of opposite sex. Clarmonds are charming and delightful but has an attitude and does dumb things occasionally. They have intricate minds as well as complicated emotions. Despite that, Clarmonds speaks and take measures straightforwardly without lots of hesitation, this makes Clarmonds a truthful companion to get along and to work with.

Oh, hi Clarmond.

I heard that Clarmond just left our school and will go study abroad.

Did you know that someone has a crush on Clarmond? Should we tell?

Wow, Clarmond handled all that work in just one day? I should really work up and get better.

While bursting into tears, the girl was quickly comforted by Clarmond and her friend.

“This song from Halsey is amazing!” Said Clarmond

Clarmond meant the world to that guy

The employee of the month must belong to Clarmond after the recent success with the key client

by Akiyakaede6623 December 2, 2021

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

Clarion’s Club evolution

Club evolution was thee greatest club of all time at Clarion University! The jungle juice was by far the greatest while the men of “Club Evo” were a close second. People of all kind attended these parties with one intention. 🤟🏼 Club evolution was established in 2004 or 2003. Club evo was made up of Jocks, and intramural all stars alike... Club evo gave us hope!!! FLY EAGLES FLY

Clarion’s club evolution- Yo, you going to club Evo tonight.

by Rocky51 October 2, 2019

clardon

A hard on of the clitoris.

Also a great name for some evil space guy.

Riding the 32 bus gives Jessica a clardon.

"Clardon will destroy you all!", said Clardon.

by Box Johnson June 23, 2010

Clarion

Clarion is a beautiful spiritual person who is loved by many and adores being around positive energy. She’s shy, smart, beautiful inside and out. She loves children and elderly. Most of all she’s a people person but has a side you don’t wanna see when tempered.

Clarion smiles brightens up the room.

Clarion has a nice personality.

by thepositivevibes November 16, 2019