Clapping H

A sex act involving two guys and one girl. While the girl is on all fours, one man gets the chick from the rear section, the other "face fucks" her. While thrusting, the two men clap their hands over top of the girl. Their bodies form the letter 'H', thus creating the Clapping H.

Dude that total slut let me and my dude complete the Clapping H

Clapping H by JohnnyApple January 3, 2005

Clapping Hamsters 

Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.

Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.

Clapping Hamsters by Halbey June 8, 2010

Clapping hams 

Strait up sex

We was clapping hams last night, it was dope.

Clapping hams by Jimmy Flamingo June 17, 2018

clapping the ham 

Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham

he spent all afternoon "clapping the ham"

clapping the ham by clappy van winkle April 10, 2003

clapping with no hands 

when one thrusts his hips foward and makes a clapping sound when the balls slap the chode, thus creating clapping with no hands

"Hey, have you ever tried clapping w/ no hands?"

clapping with no hands by B Hill & Big D April 25, 2004

Horse Clapping 

Testicles slapping together

"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."

"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"

Horse Clapping by God's Thunder August 6, 2012

one hand clapping 

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.

Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)

one hand clapping by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012