Verb: The act of striking someone with a bike lock
Noun: A bike lock someone keeps ready for use as a weapon
Noun: A bike lock someone keeps ready for use as a weapon
Verb: If you don't back off I'm going to clanton you in the head.
Noun: I always keep my clanton ready, just in case
Noun: I always keep my clanton ready, just in case
by Boxing Spider June 7, 2018
A very small and quite boring little redneck town. There is a Wal-Mart...and that's about it. There is no movie theater or anything for at least 20 miles. Most kids on Friday and Saturday nights hang out in "town" where they sit in (or stand around) their cars and talk and probably do other less than legal things.
by theonenonredneck May 4, 2011
We was getting ready to leave and when she was straightening her hair I straight hit her with the Clanton Sneak!
by Aswaja2020 December 1, 2020