Clalipe

A defenition used when two people love each other a lot, also used as the best couple and the best kiss two people have made (claudia and felipe)

i think you and claudia are a great clalipe

by yufgjhebrh November 12, 2018

callipe

A person with a large bowl-shaped head

Did you see that callipe . . . I am never getting my hair cut like that

by lithobolia August 12, 2009

butt calipers

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

Paint your calipers

To meet up and "smash"

Hey girl, come over and I'll paint your calipers

by RicoRy August 20, 2020

Caliper

A math tool that can be used to measure the depth an width of one's asshole or clit

"Hey I let Sierra use by caliper today, it has her name engraved in it too!"

by Black Sensey February 12, 2015

calipee

A coochie consumer. A female that says she doesn’t have dildos but does

Jordyn is a calipee

by Bhuggtyots November 15, 2020

CaliPeach

A Beautiful Girl born and raised in California but now live in Georgia.

I'M A CALIPEACH

by Sweetsassy82 March 10, 2021