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weed thats already been burned but you can still smoke it and get high
"yo i made my own city stuff
by pussifairy420 September 24, 2022
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The Harlem City Shuffle

The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.
Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”
by LudwigLiedPeopleDied September 6, 2022
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kansas city shuffle

A type of con which depends on the mark realizing they're being conned, but incorrectly guessing how it's being done. When they try to foil the fake con they think they've uncovered, they fall into the real con. This con is most effective against marks who are "too smart for their own good", and will try to beat the conman at his own game instead of backing off when they discover he's trying to con them.

Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.
You look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry
by Nearly Nero May 22, 2016
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Baltimore City Shuffle

The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.
I caught Brian doing the Baltimore City Shuffle across the Light Rail tracks last Thursday.
by アメリカへの死 December 20, 2019
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Shanghai City Shuffle

Variation of "Kansas City Shuffle." Its when a girl looks good from behind or from afar, but when she turns around or when she gets close you realize shes Asian.
Watch out for a Shanghai City Shuffle whenever you take the bus to Chinatown.
by Jerico February 6, 2007
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kansas city shuffle

Can be used in relation to anything involving distraction and misdirection by which you get everyone to look one way, while whatever you're doing involves going the other way.
When everyone else moves right, you move left. That is what a Kansas City Shuffle is.
by Maness May 14, 2006
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kansas city shuffle

When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck
The Kansas City Shuffle is when everyone looks left....
::unsuspecting sap looks left::
::Snap::
by Midboss December 10, 2006
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