Citizens
Short for Citizens of Humanity, a premium denim line that makes wearers' behinds look fantastic. A portion of the line's proceeds go to charity.
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Citizens United
Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.
Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.
Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
Citizens United by euphemismo March 21, 2010
citizens arrest
citizens arrest by A person who tried. November 24, 2015
Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum
A group of yokels afraid of homos and rubbers. Attempting to recall the School Board in the liberal Washington, D.C. suburb of Montgomery Couny (MoCo), Maryland.
Scared to death about the thought of their children being taught that gay people exist and being shown a video of how to properly put on a condom, using a cucumber.
Scared to death about the thought of their children being taught that gay people exist and being shown a video of how to properly put on a condom, using a cucumber.
Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum are a bunch of scared pussies and cunts who live in the Stone Age.
Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum by Hyacinth Bucket April 23, 2005
Citizens Bank
A bank in the New England, New York and the Mid Atlantic that survives in the industry by charging their customers riduculous amounts in fees and charges. It is owned and operated by white collared con-artists.
Citizens Bank by XXX:]XX October 24, 2008
Citizens Intelligence
(opposite of "government intelligence") A coalition of CITIZENS that represent the intelligence that is needed to replace the NON-SENSE that politicians have created with COMMON SENSE that can serve those who are governed.
Since 'unions' are more likely to receive favored benefits from the government now, the CAGI Union is hereby founded to represent the Citizens Against Government Intelligence.
Join CAGI and get back to Common Sense in Government !
Since 'unions' are more likely to receive favored benefits from the government now, the CAGI Union is hereby founded to represent the Citizens Against Government Intelligence.
Join CAGI and get back to Common Sense in Government !
"Citizens Intelligence" beats 'government intelligence' every time !
"Hello, I'm a CITIZEN and I'm here to HELP you (the Government).
Join forces and get your rights back - let's all be CAGI !!
"Hello, I'm a CITIZEN and I'm here to HELP you (the Government).
Join forces and get your rights back - let's all be CAGI !!
Citizens Intelligence by op_position February 27, 2010
Upright Citizens Brigade
Also known as "UCB." Improv comedy group/school in NYC. Had their own TV show for a while which kicked ass.
The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.
Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."
The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.
Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."
(This was the intro to the show)
From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.
"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."
They have no government ties and unlimited resources.
"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."
Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.
"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."
From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.
"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."
They have no government ties and unlimited resources.
"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."
Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.
"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."
Upright Citizens Brigade by Colby October 18, 2004
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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