citizenshit

A citizenship which is as good as nothing. Have almost no value abroad and have a passport of which carries very wrong reputation. Immigration around the world hates you.

I have an Indian citizenshit thats why I am grilled by immigration so often

by agckronym June 26, 2023

Turkish citizenship

When a person goes to Turkey to partake in sexual intercourse with the first prostitute they happen to meet after getting off the plane.

- So tell me Nick, are you still a virgin or?
- Yeah, but I’m going to get my turkish citizenship next week.
- Damn dude, congrats. I recommend bosnian citizenship tho.

by Greenbeard166 May 9, 2022

Honorary American citizenship

Title: the supreme honor bestowable by the United States of America, awarded (as of the current date) to seven individuals (in ascending chronological order): Sir Winston Churchill (1963); Rauol Wallenberg (1981); William Penn & Hannah Callowhill Penn (1984); Mother Teresa (1996); General La Marquis du Lafayette (2002); General Count Kasimierz Pulaski (2009).

In April 1963, President Kennedy awarded Sir Winston Churchill with the highest honor of the United States, Honorary American citizenship.

by speedog June 16, 2010

Citizenship and Immigration Services

(U.S. GOVERNMENT) successor to the investigations and processing arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Services (INS) of the USA. In 2003, the INS was dissolved and its enforcement arm transferred to the new Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). The INS had formerly been part of the Justice Department; the CIS is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

The CIS is responsible for incarcerating hundreds of thousands of people each year, mostly for petty paperwork filing errors or traffic stops.

She spent months struggling with the wretched, burned-out bureaucracy of the Citizenship and Immigration Services, wondering how anyone could enter the country legally without violating the laws of physics.

by Primus Intra Pares September 4, 2010

Citizenship Shawty

That American girl you met online that you're using to obtain a Visa

Person A: You're really e-dating that girl you met on Roblox?
Person B: No she's just my citizenship shawty.

by Brudda Bill January 17, 2023

Friends with Citizenship

Friends with Citizenship refers to a person from any country, meaninglessly marrying someone from another country, just so that they can become a citizen of that country.

Friends with Citizenship is closely related to Friends with Benefits.

Ted: Hey Bill, Did you see Franks new wife?
Bill: YEAH! She is way hot, how did he find an attractive woman? He looks like a pittbull.
Ted: I guess they met on the internet and got married a week later.

Bill: WAIT A MINUTE! Sounds like Friends with Citizenship!
Ted: What's that?
Bill: Thats when hott chicks get on dating websites, and they find ugly pitbull looking guys to marry so that they can become a citizen of another country.
Ted: Wow! This Example is long!!
Bill: Yeah... lets smoke a joint!
Ted: YAY!

by S.H.A.G.GY December 19, 2009

Citizenshipfishing

Citizenshipfishing is the act of using the prospect of acquiring citizenship, through marriage, to lure in romance scammers. Citizenshipfishers have no intention of helping the romance scammer gain citizenship in their country. Their primary goal is to reap the benefits that come with being romance scammed such as: being showered with affection, physical intimacy, and having a younger and or attractive partner to brag about. The citizenshipfish often possess qualities that legally disqualify them from being able to sponsor a spouse for citizenship, such as Insufficient funds or criminal records.

The Youtuber Foodie Beauty has been accused of citizenshipfishing her husband, Poopy,by pretending she could afford to sponsor him to move to Canada. She did this with the full knowledge that her two bankruptcies and tax debt disqualify her from spousal sponsorship.

by Uhari May 4, 2025