cigregret

A contraction of 'cigarette' and 'regret', especially by those who regret having ever started smoking or as an ironic term used by non-smokers.

Stuart mournfully lit another cigregret, realising he had chosen a life of nicotine-stained fingers.

by Dylan Smith January 21, 2004

Cigregret

That one cigarette that pushes you over the edge when you're drunk and chain smoking the shit out of some marlboro reds like a dipshit. May (k who are we kidding - Will) result in a one way ticket to vom town.

I blacked out after that cigregret outside Kips.

by nooshopork December 5, 2013

Cigaregret

The feeling you get when you've smoked one too many cigarettes and you begin to feel sick to your stomach from nicotine overdose.

Man, I shouldn't have smoked that cigarette during my lunch break because now I have cigaregret.

by Lorddino August 18, 2015

funny cigerette

Another word use for joints, particurally by people who do no smoke marijuana

Nonsmoker 1 - Oh goosh, hony is he doing what I think he is doing
Nonsmoker 2 - Yes I believe he has a funny cigerette

by Shiffty August 2, 2006

cigerettes

Cigerettes: Refers to the trashy people in town that have that wierd drugged out drawl in their speech. Typically using the word fuckin just about every other word. They often smell like they shower in newports. Usually use i seent it or i seen them in a sentence. Typical High School druggie who hasn't amounted to much probably still lives in their small town with parents or in a nasty apartment that stinks like cigerettes. Usually uses drugs such as suboxone, xanax, hydros, etc The person who can get you some kind of drugs but you don't wanna bother becuase they will probably short you or make you go through hoops to do so.

"Dude Kyle and Tyler are such fucking cigerettes" *immitating Kyle or tyler voice* "Yo DUDE was with my fuckin girl kristal the other day and i seent her fuckin smokin a cig and i said blah blah blah. "Me and Kyle were fuckin down at the Insert mini mart here and he fuckin won like 20 bucks on a scratch off so we went and got some fuckin klonopins from fuckin Ryan"

by Pwnnoobzors November 16, 2017

Ciggeret

How the Man Bear Pigs spell cigarette.

Coffee is like my ciggeret ☕

by Nirverse May 14, 2018

Cigearette

A cigarette kept behind one's ear.

In the essence of casual cool, Tony grabbed his cigearette and lit it.

by Sadrian February 21, 2009