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Cigaregret

The feeling you get when you've smoked one too many cigarettes and you begin to feel sick to your stomach from nicotine overdose.
Man, I shouldn't have smoked that cigarette during my lunch break because now I have cigaregret.
by Lorddino August 18, 2015
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Cigaregret

The feeling you get when you've smoked one too many cigarettes and you begin to feel sick to your stomach from nicotine overdose.
Man, I shouldn't have smoked that cigarette during my lunch break because now I have cigaregret.
by Lorddino August 18, 2015
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Cigarettetiquette

It's bad cigarettetiquette to leave your cigarette smoldering in the ashtray in front of a non-smoker and walk away.
by Jezzy B July 14, 2009
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cigregret

A contraction of 'cigarette' and 'regret', especially by those who regret having ever started smoking or as an ironic term used by non-smokers.
Stuart mournfully lit another cigregret, realising he had chosen a life of nicotine-stained fingers.
by Dylan Smith January 21, 2004
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cigarrete

WHO'S THE DUMBSHIT WHO CAME UP WITH THIS WORD?! A FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLE LICKER WHO CAN'T EVEN SPELL "CIGARETTE" RIGHT! WTF HOW HARD IST IT?!
Guy: I'm smoking a cigarrete.
Other guy: "Cigarrete"? Its "cigarette" you crackheaded fucker!!
by Phazer. November 21, 2017
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e-cigarrette

A "fake" cigarrette designed to help people quit smoking or provide a healthy alternative to smoking. E-cigarrettes contain nothing but nicotine and water vapor. Tobacco companies and the FDA are opposed to e-cigarrettes because trace amounts of carcenogens were found in e-cigarrettes made in China.

The advantages of e-cigarrettes are useless when compared to regular cigarrettes which contain over 4,000 chemicals including embalming fluid (good for dead people), and rat poison (good for people afraid of rats). Real cigarrettes are proven to cause cancer (population control) and if smoked by a pregnant person could cause serious health issues including death to a fetus (birth control).

If you ever come into contact with an e-cigarrette, be careful not to be distracted by the shiny LED light, stick to your guns and smoke that god given bowl or marajuana.
Every time you smoke an e-cigarrette, big tobacco kills a puppy.
by eva was here August 6, 2009
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cigareet

A derrogatory term for cigarettes. Simie hinting to the reet sound made by piglets.
Ciga REEEET!
by PISKETTI March 1, 2004
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