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Cigaregret 

The feeling you get when you've smoked one too many cigarettes and you begin to feel sick to your stomach from nicotine overdose.
Man, I shouldn't have smoked that cigarette during my lunch break because now I have cigaregret.
Cigaregret by Lorddino August 18, 2015

Cigarettetiquette 

Using good manners while smoking.
It's bad cigarettetiquette to leave your cigarette smoldering in the ashtray in front of a non-smoker and walk away.
Cigarettetiquette by Jezzy B July 14, 2009

cigregret 

A contraction of 'cigarette' and 'regret', especially by those who regret having ever started smoking or as an ironic term used by non-smokers.
Stuart mournfully lit another cigregret, realising he had chosen a life of nicotine-stained fingers.
cigregret by Dylan Smith January 21, 2004

cigarrete 

WHO'S THE DUMBSHIT WHO CAME UP WITH THIS WORD?! A FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLE LICKER WHO CAN'T EVEN SPELL "CIGARETTE" RIGHT! WTF HOW HARD IST IT?!
Guy: I'm smoking a cigarrete.
Other guy: "Cigarrete"? Its "cigarette" you crackheaded fucker!!
cigarrete by Phazer. November 21, 2017

e-cigarrette 

A "fake" cigarrette designed to help people quit smoking or provide a healthy alternative to smoking. E-cigarrettes contain nothing but nicotine and water vapor. Tobacco companies and the FDA are opposed to e-cigarrettes because trace amounts of carcenogens were found in e-cigarrettes made in China.

The advantages of e-cigarrettes are useless when compared to regular cigarrettes which contain over 4,000 chemicals including embalming fluid (good for dead people), and rat poison (good for people afraid of rats). Real cigarrettes are proven to cause cancer (population control) and if smoked by a pregnant person could cause serious health issues including death to a fetus (birth control).

If you ever come into contact with an e-cigarrette, be careful not to be distracted by the shiny LED light, stick to your guns and smoke that god given bowl or marajuana.
Every time you smoke an e-cigarrette, big tobacco kills a puppy.
e-cigarrette by eva was here August 6, 2009
A derrogatory term for cigarettes. Simie hinting to the reet sound made by piglets.
Ciga REEEET!
cigareet by PISKETTI March 1, 2004
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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