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Chmiel Rule 

A method used mostly on multiple choice tests, quizzes, or worksheets that uses educated guessing based on similarities of the given answers. This is expected to work better than random guessing as the question creator tends to use similar answers to trick and confuse the person answering. This is to be used when you have absolutely no clue how to attempt the problem, or you just don't give a fuck, but still want a better chance to be correct. Named Chmiel Rule after Kevin Chmiel who stabilized this method and found it to be very effective during several multiple choice tests and quizzes. When the correct answer does not follow this method in any manner it is known as a Brinker Complex.
Evaluate the integral of the function (x^2+x+3)/x over boundaries 1 to 8?
a) 40+3ln(7)
b) 38.5+3ln(8)
c) 10+ln(8)
d) 38.5
e) 0

B is the logical guess using Chmiel Rule (and is correct) since there are 3 ln's, 2/3 of those have a 3 in front of them, 2 of the questions have 38.5. B has the most commonalities so guess B (Or learn 2 calculus).
Chmiel Rule by ShrapnelMagnet June 5, 2011
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Tomek Chmiel 

Tomek Chmiel
Tomek Chmiel by fluffyballbag October 21, 2009
a gæ person that I love the most >//< only gæ 4 her <33 pag iniwan ako nito, susumpa ko buong angkan mo ^^
Chielo loves ice cream lmao
Chielo by abunjing June 9, 2021

chmielinski 

Someone who excels academically, athletically, socially, and personality wise. They are the life of the party and everybody wants to be around them. This person is perfect and there is no denying it.

Can be shortened to "chmi"
Blobelle is so chmielinski, everybody wants to be friends with him.
Man, you're so chmi, I wish I were you.

Chyrelle 

outgoing, loving, a little bossy. Used to describe a person who goes for what they want
She goes after what she wants, she's a real Chyrelle
Chyrelle by hottesthousewife July 22, 2010

Chmielinski 

Someone who excels academically, athletically, and personality wise. They are the life of the party and everybody wants to be around them. People are naturally attracted to these kinds of people and it is obvious why.
Can also be shortened to "chmi" (shimmy)
Blobelle is so chmielinski; everybody loves him.

Man, you're so chmi, I wish I could be as popular as you.
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