Churcus

A modern mix between the church and the circus, where some modern churches have become a spectacle just like the circus, from clown-like behaviour to pulling off circus stunts in order to keep their followers engaged.

The pastor was lowered from the ceiling by cords, and the whole event turned into a complete churcus.

Churcus by Jamie BM June 19, 2026

Charcuses 

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)

Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!

Charcuses by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015

churchstreak

The number of consecutive visits to church each Sunday; usually said by people who play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 because they relate it to the killstreak rewards in the game

Man, its Sunday, I gotta go to church. Well at least my churchstreak is now up to 5. Yes! I now have a predator missile!

churchstreak by NWDAWG April 5, 2010

Churchsty 

When you thirst for church.

Valencia was “churchsty “ Because she missed church last Sunday, she was to busy with Henry.

Churchsty by Perfect Professionals November 16, 2020

Charcustipated 

The constipation that you get when you gorge on holiday, charcuterie boards for days on end

That holiday meat and cheese tray really has me charcustipated!

Charcustipated by MortDMort November 25, 2022

Charcustipated 

Being Charcustipated is the constipated state that is brought on from gorging too much and too long on your favorite holiday meat and cheese trays AKA charcuterie boards

Boy that Christmas Eve celebration has me charcustipated for real!!!

Charcustipated by MortDMort November 25, 2022

churchs

places of prayer. buds of brown decent with smell of jamaican weed.

im goin to church on sunday. im smokin that ill asss churches brown shit fucks me up.

churchs by adammerf May 17, 2004