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A modern mix between the church and the circus, where some modern churches have become a spectacle just like the circus, from clown-like behaviour to pulling off circus stunts in order to keep their followers engaged.
The pastor was lowered from the ceiling by cords, and the whole event turned into a complete churcus.
Churcus by Jamie BM June 19, 2026
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Charcuses 

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)
Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!
Charcuses by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015

churchstreak

The number of consecutive visits to church each Sunday; usually said by people who play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 because they relate it to the killstreak rewards in the game
Man, its Sunday, I gotta go to church. Well at least my churchstreak is now up to 5. Yes! I now have a predator missile!
churchstreak by NWDAWG April 5, 2010

Churchsty 

Valencia was “churchsty “ Because she missed church last Sunday, she was to busy with Henry.
Churchsty by Perfect Professionals November 16, 2020

Charcustipated 

The constipation that you get when you gorge on holiday, charcuterie boards for days on end
That holiday meat and cheese tray really has me charcustipated!
Charcustipated by MortDMort November 25, 2022

Charcustipated 

Being Charcustipated is the constipated state that is brought on from gorging too much and too long on your favorite holiday meat and cheese trays AKA charcuterie boards
Boy that Christmas Eve celebration has me charcustipated for real!!!
Charcustipated by MortDMort November 25, 2022
places of prayer. buds of brown decent with smell of jamaican weed.
im goin to church on sunday. im smokin that ill asss churches brown shit fucks me up.
churchs by adammerf May 17, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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