a word used, often in frustration, when willing another person to use their mouth in order to suck upon a given object. Many nouns can be placed after the expression for added meaning.
A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this uselessstate purchased shitpaper!
A very white man, almost a clear skin tone, whose only purpose in life is to pretend fuck every woman he meets to create drama in a social setting.
Also it's important to note that he eats glue and he's some what of a problem in the Midwest. He earns the nick-name Scourge of the Midwest due to the fact that he can ravage whole towns with his pretend fucking in a matter of hours.
Hide your wives, hide your daughters! el Chupablanco, Scourge of the Midwest, has been spotted!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.