Chumpret

A girl who wears shirts with pineapples on and is suspiciously fond of 6-inch tall model gnomes.

Example 1: "Wow, she is turning into such a Chumpret."

Example 2: "Look at that Chumpret, she can bearly handle two cups of wine."

by DefininetelyNotEDW October 22, 2011

Chumpette

Lady version of the term 'chump' meaning: one who makes foolish decisions, or acts with great stupidity.

Megan was such a chumpette for crashing right before the finish of the race.

by AlkalineWinter September 5, 2013

chumpette

A gullible or foolish individual who also has the unfortunate distinction of being female.

Only a chumpette would be fool enough to fall for that old trick.

by Brash December 9, 2008

Chumplet

a person, animal, or thing that is plump and cute... often used in reference to babies

Awww, that toad's a chumplet.

by LBE May 14, 2006

chumpette

A female who is a chump. Therefore, being a chumpette.

Wow, that girl fucked that guy with AIDS. What a chumpette.

by Muwahahaha!!1 January 25, 2006

chumpress

The act of chummy oppression. A form of psychic vampirism identified by one or more of the following behaviours:

1. Leaning unnaturally into you while speaking to you.
2. Squeezing of body parts normally used for common social courtesies. (e.g. squeezing hand while shaking, squeezing shoulder while hugging)
3. An overbearing and disarming friendliness that prevents you from escaping their clutches gracefully and leaves you with a lingering longing to smite them.

I cant go to that bar anymore. Dan's excessive squeezing gestures and overwhelming friendliness disarms me and leaves me feeling chumpressed.

by deadlydan09 November 29, 2010

Chumpetter

Too much of a chump or chumpette to even be called on or the other, so your a chumpetter. One who is a complete retard, also being called a non-gender preson, your so uber ugly, that no one knows if your a guy or a girl.

Mitch bitch, your a fucking chumpetter. Quit Jerking Off Stale Fish and watching Gay Porn.

That kayla chick is so ugly, she is now declared a chumpetter.

by Jon Stevenson (Icelandic Commie) May 18, 2007