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Humpophobia 

I would not ask her out, she has humpophobia.
Humpophobia by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Chompophobia 

The irrational fear men often feel toward outhouses. Normally it stems from the associated fear that there may be an unseen alligator or crocodile somewhere below.
"Why did Elmer have to buy one of them newfangled INDOOR toilets?"

"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."

"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."

(Collective shiver)
Chompophobia by Cirdellin December 19, 2009

Campophobia 

The act of disliking people whom act camp.

It is common for someone who dislikes a camp persons behaviour to be criticized for being homophobic, particularly if the person behaving camp is homosexual. However more often than not, it is not that the person dislikes that they are homosexual, it is that they do not like the hightened, over-the-top, feminine behaviour. Rather than a person being wrongly criticized for being homosexual, the term campophobia can be used.
I'm not homophobic, I'm campophobic.
I have campophobia, not homophobia.
Campophobia by JackLainer February 7, 2015

chemophobia

The fear of chemistry/ chemicals. The actual truth is that chemicals are everywhere, including water. Unfortunately, people make 'chemical-free' stuffs (which is wrong). This problem, therefore, should be fixed.
Just see how strong your chemophobia is.
Do you know that dihydrogen monoxide is now found in every water source? Its gas and solid state can burn people! And it is the main component of acid rain! You want to ban it?
Actually it is water.
chemophobia by chemguide August 11, 2019

Cummophobia 

The fear of semen.

This includes: seeing, physical contact with your own or someone else's seed and ejaculating.
Being a clean freak, Levi can't stand semen because it is said he also suffers from cummophobia.
Cummophobia by WindexLevi November 23, 2014