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chuck you

for people who have chucks and who hate vans can stomp on the vans "you've been chucked" but make sure to leave the sole of the chuck printed on the van.
girl1- dude go chuck you to that van guy....

(guy chucks you..!)

guy1- yo man you've been chucked!

guy2- ugh i just got these.. grrr
by ierica13 March 31, 2009
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chuck you farley

An old saying. It's simply fuck you charley used as a play on words. Goes back to at least the 50's.

Used good naturedly..usually!
Hey... Chuck you Farley.


Yeah.... Yuck fou Buddy!
by phatdave March 22, 2009
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"You Got Chuck'd"

What person A says to person B shortly after person A roundhouse kicks the shit out of person B. Comes from Chuck Norris.

Disclaimer: if you say this, you must loudly beg for mercy, as if you dont Chuck Norris will fall from the sky and use your legs as chopsticks.
*Bill roundhouse kicks Mike*
Mike: Ow!
Bill: "You Got Chuck'd"
*Pause*
Bill: Chuck Norris, I have erred in my judgement, please spare a humble pheasant in your all-seeing eye!
*Chuck Norris falls from sky, winks at Bill, and proceeds to impregnate every woman in a five mile radius simulaneously*
by [Undefined] May 10, 2006
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JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently
by LazyRaisin November 22, 2017
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Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.
JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017
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check yourself before you shrek yourself

Stepping back and looking at your actions before daring to enter Shreks swamp.
Idiot: Man this forest looks nice i think its where shrek lives! Lets investigate.
Me:Bro you better check yourself before you shrek yourself
by emojibitch August 5, 2014
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Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Take a step back and examine your actions, because you are in a potentially dangerous or sticky situation that could get bad very easily. Often in a harmful manner.
"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."

"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"
by GSDubs October 13, 2009
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