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When you have a sex and watch shrek at the same time
Bro I had shreks with my girl last night, best time ever.
Shreks by Mentalmethhead March 25, 2020

Shreks Coochie Juice 

Shreks Coochie Juice is one of the best mixed drinks ever, comprised of a secret mix of Sailor Jerrys Savage Apple Rum and an unnamed soda. Enjoyed by patriotic right wingers and created by Kevin Lee, Shreks Coochie Juice is a legendary mixed drinks
"I see white claw to my left, and Shreks Coochie Juice to the Right"

shreks piss

While ‘smoking up’ with the lads and you get the munchies and decide to order McDonalds, a banana milkshake is known as Shrek’s piss
Jake asked Jay to order him twenty chicken nuggets and shreks piss from Mac D’s
shreks piss by Shrekson O’Connor October 31, 2018

shreks pp 

“damn mommi look at the shreks pp on that ogre”
shreks pp by sage the bisexual October 28, 2019

shreks child

one of the most over-rated people in the world. usually gets attention from all the guys no matter what.
Nigga 1: Omg did you see shreks child? shes so god damn overrated
Nigga 2: ya she sucks
marco: :Rage:
shreks child by cbro/dotsightt April 5, 2020

shreks ass 

His annoying ass plump donkey
“Hey your ass is looking nice did you groom it?”

“Yeah it took time and effort to make my ass looks like SHREKS ASS”
shreks ass by Shrek praiser January 9, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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