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When you have a sex and watch shrek at the same time
Bro I had shreks with my girl last night, best time ever.
Shreks by Mentalmethhead March 25, 2020

Shreks Coochie Juice 

Shreks Coochie Juice is one of the best mixed drinks ever, comprised of a secret mix of Sailor Jerrys Savage Apple Rum and an unnamed soda. Enjoyed by patriotic right wingers and created by Kevin Lee, Shreks Coochie Juice is a legendary mixed drinks
"I see white claw to my left, and Shreks Coochie Juice to the Right"

shreks piss

While ‘smoking upwith the lads and you get the munchies and decide to order McDonalds, a banana milkshake is known as Shrek’s piss
Jake asked Jay to order him twenty chicken nuggets and shreks piss from Mac D’s
shreks piss by Shrekson O’Connor October 31, 2018

shreks pp 

“damn mommi look at the shreks pp on that ogre
shreks pp by sage the bisexual October 28, 2019

shreks child

one of the most over-rated people in the world. usually gets attention from all the guys no matter what.
Nigga 1: Omg did you see shreks child? shes so god damn overrated
Nigga 2: ya she sucks
marco: :Rage:
shreks child by cbro/dotsightt April 5, 2020

shreks ass 

“Hey your ass is looking nice did you groom it?”

“Yeah it took time and effort to make my ass looks like SHREKS ASS”
shreks ass by Shrek praiser January 9, 2019