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Chuck Syndrome 

A syndrome known only to men; A small penis that measures at around 4-5 inches and no longer enters vaginas. Nobody knows the true sizes except the owner's and their wives( Although it's been so long they probably forget what it looks like)
"Ya know I got the chuck syndrome it ain't very big but i just threw it on there" (Talking about posting penis' on AOL chatroom)

Guy : Come on babe let me show you my dick
Girl : Alright, but you better not have Chuck Syndrome !?
Guy: Damn it ! (Walks Away)
Girl : Short fat hairy guys usually do have Chuck Syndrome.
Chuck Syndrome by Favourite89xFan October 26, 2010
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Good Luck Chuck Syndrome 

is when after you finish dating someone, and their next bf/gf is the one they end up marrying. The syndrome mostly found amongst women and men in their 20's and 30's. This mostly occurs amongst hopeless romantics, and those that continually search for love.
"That poor girl, her ex boyfriend just got married. Thats the 5th one!.She has the Good Luck Chuck Syndrome!

Good Luck Chuck Syndrome 

When a movie contains a lot of nudity and/or sex and the leading lady is an extremely hot celebrity, but she is the only one in the movie that keeps all her clothes on.
Dude, did you see Knocked Up? It was awesome!!!

Yea, it was funny, but it had a total case of Good Luck Chuck Syndrome! I was hoping to see Katherine Heigl naked, but she was the only fully clothed woman in the movie!

Chuck Cunningham Syndrome 

A phenomenon observed when a regular character in a television series leaves with no explanation, and is never referred to again despite the character's previous importance either to the show or to the other characters. This is derived from a Happy Days character who was Richie's older brother for the first two seasons
Writers should avoid using the Chuck Cunningham Syndrome.

chuck norris syndrome 

A disease where a person unfortunately has to deal with being addressed by their first and last name, all of the time.
"Man, I hate living with Chuck Norris syndrome! Everywhere I go I get addressed by first and last name."

"Yea man that sucks."
chuck norris syndrome by Yoboy ka December 9, 2013

Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS) 

Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers
Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.

Chuck Norris Wet Fart Syndrome

Is a turn to describe a alternate universe where chuck norris gets a weird fucked up curse where when people talk loudly

and take a pic with him which is a future documentary on netflix coming in 2067
Dude I love the new Netflix documentary "Chuck Norris Wet Fart Syndrome" Dude!
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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