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A person so large when they go to the doctor they find the missing remote, a tuna sandwich & a dead cat in their rolls ...
Well sir, I hate to give you the bad news, but you have been diagnosed as a chubix. Please lose weight!
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Cubix Rube

cubeland
loves to be a cube
is very cubey
person 1: can i solve your cubix rube?
person 2: the fuck?
Cubix Rube by BluBluUwU February 16, 2019
Related Words
Chubix • chubi • chubie • Cubix • chubies • chobix • Chubins • Chubina • chubism • Cubix Rube
the act of "getting it up" when it is just limp
Hurry up and chubit before that girl leaves
Chubit by CrazyDudeNY May 5, 2015
the first word that comes up when attempting to type 'bitches' in T9. (2482437)
SMS TXT: dude these chubies just jumped out from behind a bush and silly-stringed my car.
SMS TXT (Reply): ducking chubies..
chubies by Sy Kaleo October 13, 2007

ducking chubi 

a less vulgar way of calling someone a fucking bitch. appears when texting using the T9 word function.
"wow, that dude over there is a ducking chubi."
ducking chubi by Mark889 May 19, 2008
T9 suggestion for "bitch," though it, itself, is not a word in the English language.

Chubi (chew-bee) has evolved not only as a more delicate synonym for "bitch," but to describe anything that is smaller, squatter, or slightly more annoying than the average.

Multiple variations exist and are encouraged.
A gummi bear is a perfect chubi.

Who was the chub who suggested shots after the box of Franzia?
The hole created when a really really fat guy's penis is completely swallowed by his fat.

Coined on the Frosty, Heidi, and Frank radio program, out of 97.1 FM in Los Angeles.
"That guy's so fat he has no dick, just a chubick."
chubick by Henry Jennings May 31, 2007
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