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1. French porn magazine sold particularly at newstands in Paris.
2. Any porn magazine in a foreign place or while on a trip with buddies with the intention of masturbation.
I bought a Chobix while on my way to the Eiffel Tower.

Chobix are great for masturbating to even though I can't read the words.
chobix by banko July 26, 2006
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Chobi is derived from the popular Manga/Anime "Chobits". In the series, Ichiro Mihara used the word "Chobi" to describe anything that he thought was small and hopelessly adorable.
You're such a cute little Chobi, you know that?
Chobi by Sarco July 13, 2009
A Kashmiri word historically used to innocently indicate a plump, voluptuous girl but presently used as a term for girlfriend or female partner. Other such terms include bunker, choti etc.
Adil checking out a girl: That chick looks really hot...

Moomin: Hey, asshole! She's my chobir.
Chobir by AdilShah July 29, 2022
A person so large when they go to the doctor they find the missing remote, a tuna sandwich & a dead cat in their rolls ...
Well sir, I hate to give you the bad news, but you have been diagnosed as a chubix. Please lose weight!
19-year-old Hideki Motosuwa is your typical Tokyo teenager. Dead end job, cheap-ass perants, and just got regected from Tokyo U. Persocoms are the newest technology, and anyone whose anyone has one. So of course Hideki wants one. But the problem? He has no money. So when he finds a disgarded persocom in the trash, he naturally picks it up. But when he activates his new find, he sees some problems. Her voice card is broken, she has no OS, and she doesn't seem to know anything. Hideki asks his friends for help, and all they can tell him is that Chi-his persocom-could be a Chobit, or a legendary computer.

A story about life, love, and sadness, a touching manga that shows you the lights and darks of today's technology.
'Chi is Chi because Hideki named me Chi!'
'I didnt fall in love with Chi because I wanted to make love to her, I wanted to make love to her because I love her!'
Chobits by 009 May 9, 2005
Chobits is a story created by Clamp, the all-female manga/doujinshi artists, about Hideki, guy who lives in tokyo and wants to get into Tokyo University. His parents sent him to cram school, cut off his allowance, and thereby forced him to get a job working 7 days a week at club pleasure, which by the looks, has a very decieving name. Hideki desperately wants to get a persocom, Computers that have the outward apperance of a human, but he's dead broke. One day he finds a persocom lying in the garbage, he knows that since someone threw it out, so they would'nt care if he took it home and kept it. He finds out that his new persocom is a lot more than he bargained for, this particular persocom does'nt know how to do nearly anything that a normal one would, which comes as a real dissapointment. His dissapointment, however, turns into interest when he finds out that Chi, his persocom, might actually be a legendary "chobit"...hmmm...
Chobits is cool
chobits by exo9b June 30, 2004