Chronchy 

Something that is crunchy but not a good that normally is. Ex: a soft food goes stale and now is crunchy

I left my cotton candy out now it is chronchy.

Chronchy by Moobloom223 October 19, 2020

Cronchy Water 

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".

"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."

Cronchy Water by The King of Trash November 11, 2019

chronchitis 

Chronchitis is bronchitis you get after smoking marijuana nonstop for a long ass time, like when youre stoned all week then you got chronchitis. Symptoms include excessive nasty sounding coughs, and haziness. Cure: lay off the bud for a few days.

God damn dude we shouldn't half smoked that whole lid at once, I think i got chronchitis.

chronchitis by ffhk1 May 29, 2004

cronchy

Extra crispy and/or crunchy

"Why, that is a nice cookie!"
"Yes, it is impeccible but it's really cronchy so its gone EVERWHERE!!!"
"Oh god, well that's unfortunate :("

cronchy by lord mollifer January 15, 2021

Cronchy

Extra cronchy.

Did you enjoy the tacos?

Not really, the shells were extra cronchy.

Cronchy by Billie Goat May 5, 2019

chronchitis 

An album by Slightly Stoopid.

Did you hear that song "Nobody Knows" on Slightly Stoopid's album Chronchitis?

chronchitis by ButterflyFreek March 20, 2008

chronchitis 

The "disease" that habitual marijuana users have. Symptoms include AM coughing spasms, lung butter, and wheezing during sex

"Joey, your cough sounds awful, did you get the cold going around." "No, I'm fine its just my chronchitis."

chronchitis by Droanz January 3, 2010