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Chronchy

Something that is crunchy but not a good that normally is. Ex: a soft food goes stale and now is crunchy
I left my cotton candy out now it is chronchy.
by Moobloom223 October 19, 2020
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Cronchy Water

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".
"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."
by The King of Trash November 11, 2019
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chronchitis

Chronchitis is bronchitis you get after smoking marijuana nonstop for a long ass time, like when youre stoned all week then you got chronchitis. Symptoms include excessive nasty sounding coughs, and haziness. Cure: lay off the bud for a few days.
God damn dude we shouldn't half smoked that whole lid at once, I think i got chronchitis.
by ffhk1 May 29, 2004
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cronchy

"Why, that is a nice cookie!"
"Yes, it is impeccible but it's really cronchy so its gone EVERWHERE!!!"
"Oh god, well that's unfortunate :("
by lord mollifer January 15, 2021
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Cronchy

Extra cronchy.
Did you enjoy the tacos?

Not really, the shells were extra cronchy.
by Billie Goat May 5, 2019
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chronchitis

Did you hear that song "Nobody Knows" on Slightly Stoopid's album Chronchitis?
by ButterflyFreek March 20, 2008
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chronchitis

The "disease" that habitual marijuana users have. Symptoms include AM coughing spasms, lung butter, and wheezing during sex
"Joey, your cough sounds awful, did you get the cold going around." "No, I'm fine its just my chronchitis."
by Droanz January 3, 2010
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