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Chronchirps 

1.The derogatory term referring to the entire anti-marijuana crowd. Whether they be little corrupted and yet disgustingly ignorant children, asshole adults who are probably against it due to their parent's "stay outside the norm at all costs" attitudes (even though they supersede it with their clearly average clothing style and otherwise "normal" life).

2. Ignorant fagballers that secretly smoke chron day and night but refuse to accept their habits, so play-off as if totally against it.

3. Assholes that were made fun of after hitting the bong the wrong way and spilling bong water everywhere, thus developing a hate for the sport. (?)
1. Guy 1: "Wow bro, look at that huge fat and sweaty crowd of chronchirps, it kills my buzz bro."

Guy 2: "Yea homez, what the fuck eh." *throws medium-sized rock*

2. "Jimmy, I hate you as a friend all-of a sudden because you smoke marijuana. Don't talk to me anymore please." *hangs up phone and proceeds to hitting a 4g bowl*

3. Guy 1: "Holy fuck man, did you see Jeff go from chronchamp to chronchirp when he bitched out and dropped the Rurh bong!!!"

Guy 2: "Yea man what the fuck, he's such a fuckstamp chronchirp bitch now."
Chronchirps by LargeManDick92 April 12, 2010

chronchitis 

Chronchitis is bronchitis you get after smoking marijuana nonstop for a long ass time, like when youre stoned all week then you got chronchitis. Symptoms include excessive nasty sounding coughs, and haziness. Cure: lay off the bud for a few days.
God damn dude we shouldn't half smoked that whole lid at once, I think i got chronchitis.
chronchitis by ffhk1 May 29, 2004
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chronchitis 

Did you hear that song "Nobody Knows" on Slightly Stoopid's album Chronchitis?
chronchitis by ButterflyFreek March 20, 2008

chronchitis 

The "disease" that habitual marijuana users have. Symptoms include AM coughing spasms, lung butter, and wheezing during sex
"Joey, your cough sounds awful, did you get the cold going around." "No, I'm fine its just my chronchitis."
chronchitis by Droanz January 3, 2010

Chronchitis 

When you have been smoking buds for a while and then stop, you become hungry but when you try to eat without previously smoking it makes you feel sick.
Dude, do you want this BLT? i was hungry but i think i got chronchitis...lets go blaze first
Chronchitis by scottree September 25, 2009
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