Christmoose
Christmoose by frenchyfluteyawesomeness December 6, 2010
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Christmoween
A dark time when Americans over-indulge and gain weight. Begins when the first Halloween candy is placed on store shelves, and doesn't end until the last of the Christmas candy goes on 75% markdown.
(also spelled Chrismoween)
(also spelled Chrismoween)
I can't believe it -- summer's not even over yet and the Halloween candy is already out. Christmoween comes earlier each year.
Christmoween by ch6541 September 16, 2014
Word of the Day on October 1, 2014
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Christmeese by Meeses January 4, 2014
Christmarse
That time of year when you just can't be arsed to do anything or can't be arsed to bother with Christmas. It's about the same time all the shops cash in off December 25th by starting their X-Mas sales in Mid July and which don't end until the end of February.
Enid: Cyril, are you going to put up the decorations? It's only four days until the birthday of our Lord?
Cyril: I can't be Christmarsed.
Enid: Oh go on, I'll let you fondle my new hip?
Cyril: Fuck off you slag.I should've married your sister. At least she swallowed.
Cyril: I can't be Christmarsed.
Enid: Oh go on, I'll let you fondle my new hip?
Cyril: Fuck off you slag.I should've married your sister. At least she swallowed.
Christmarse by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 21, 2008
ChrisMoore
A guy who has an infinite amount of bad jokes, taste in music and loves to spam your text inbox with crap. Definition of narcissism when in all actuality he has nothing to be proud of except being a douche. Wears youth medium shirts, tans in doors, would wear frosted tips in his hair if he could find a stylist drunk enough to do it.
ChrisMoore by IHateChrisMoore May 15, 2013
Christmaser
Someone who excessively, prematurely celebrates Christmas. A Christmaser jumps right from Halloween to Christmas. Completely ignoring Thanksgiving. A Christmaser watches Hallmark Christmas Movies in August, etc.
My neighbor dressed up as Buddy the Elf for Halloween, what a Christmaser.
If you have ever posted, "only 364 more days until Christmas" on Facebook, you might be a Christmaser .
If you have ever posted, "only 364 more days until Christmas" on Facebook, you might be a Christmaser .
Christmaser by Tom Turkey November 2, 2018
Christmasexual
A person who loves Christmas. Listens Christmas music even in summer. Can't wait for Christmas and has a countdown on.
Mariah Carey is it's Diva
Mariah Carey is it's Diva
Christmasexual by Vscoboy304 November 6, 2019
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