Christmoween

A dark time when Americans over-indulge and gain weight. Begins when the first Halloween candy is placed on store shelves, and doesn't end until the last of the Christmas candy goes on 75% markdown.

(also spelled Chrismoween)

I can't believe it -- summer's not even over yet and the Halloween candy is already out. Christmoween comes earlier each year.

Christmoween by ch6541 September 16, 2014

Word of the Day on October 1, 2014

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Chrismaween

Christmas and Halloween themed decorations blended in a festive manner, a la "Nightmare Before Christmas."

The candy cane goes to the best Chrismaween costume on Oct 31st.

Chrismaween by Rose Kincaid October 21, 2013

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Christmoween • Chrismaween • Christmasween

Christmasween

Christmasween: Where you can't wait for Christmas, but it's still Halloween or close to Halloween or even after.

It's like the Nightmare before Christman, only a more huge gap.

"Your already decorating for Christmas when it's near Halloween!?"
"Happy Christmasween!"

Christmasween by mega900 December 23, 2018

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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